man hit by a bus, but he doesn't care

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Took that shit like a champ god damn

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This is what's called Hyperfunctional Alcoholism, seen it before. They say those in the advanced stages could shrug off an A10 warthog, so long as a bottle of Everclear is a few feet away.

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0 proof that he's alcoholic, he could just be a chad. You just get wet imagining that your own alcoholism will ever turn into this.

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I wan't to achieve this level of chill in life

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He went to have himself a pint and you think a silly little bus is going to stop him?

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holy fuck this could’ve ended so bad

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He was definitely walking into a bar. Hit by a bus? Nothing a bit of alcohol won’t fix!

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he's obviously been through worse

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Those brits are a different breed man.. Can't keep them away from alcohol.

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His first thought after that was "I deserve a pint"

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What a fucking Chad

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This is some GTA5 npc shit

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At 0:02 he is quite literally lifted by the bus, keeping him alive as im sure if he went under the wheels it be a different outcome..

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Dude is a terminator

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Who is this Jason Statham looking fool

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The Steven Segal waistcoat and jeans combo definitely saved him

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Dude really just get hit by a bus, stand back up with little to no injuries, went to the bar and drink a pint, truly a gigachad with priority :marseychadyes:

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A pint …& a packet of scratchings, to go with the ones all over my body.

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Adrenaline just didn't wear off yet.

Also the bus hit him on a relatively slow speed.

So good for him really :marseythumbsup:

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sigma.

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He should have went and bought a lottery ticket immediately

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What a legend, went straight to the pub, he deserves it

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It's adrenaline, people. He got rocked by a bus, slid into a wall with his head, and his left arm meat crayoned big time. Once the adrenaline wears off he's going to be in a world of shit.

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Nah man his head narrowly escaped any walls, and its not that far to really "meat crayon". I've been in a way worse "meat crayon" with both my arms and legs, and it wasnt even that bad. My guess is he has a fractured rib at worst.

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Article says he just had a few fractures in the shoulder and some bruising. Definitely gonna hurt like a bitch, but its not anything super serious.

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Whiplash, fractured ribs in his back, maybe some shoulder issues... Overall not really "hit by a bus" level of injury most are used to. Maybe cuz its a flat front and was stopped at just the right time by the pole?

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Ouch that's hurt so bad. Anyway

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todo fresco el tipo

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era un dia normal para el chico..

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completely unfazed haha

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NPCs bugging out again, man was on a mission

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NPC behavior

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Usually NPC get up and beat the hell out of the player. This dude just walked into a bar like the setup to a joke.

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>only 8 months of jail for nearly killing a man, permanently injuring him for life

Only in the UK folks. :marseybritish:

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You wouldn't be suprised

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Normal scenario in Ohio

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