CHILD WARNING [CHILD WARNING] Kid falls over, landing directly under the car's tires

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All these child death videos got me considering child leashes.

I know it looks retarded, but my retarded ass will probably need all the help it can get when I'm raising my retard spawn.

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I keep my 3 year old on a leash because he'll run the second he knows you aren't looking at him. I'm terrified to let most people babysit him because everybody that has babysat him so far has lost him at least once. One time my mother was just visiting and I asked her to watch him while I went to use the bathroom. I was gone for less than 5 minutes, and by the time I came back out my mom was holding my son, but looked really flustered, so I asked her what was up, and she says, "I don't know how it happened, but I just turned my back on him for a second to water the flowers right outside of your door and he got outside and a neighbor just brought him back." I was PIIIIIIISSED. The neighbors also ended up calling the cops and we had to answer a bunch of questions to make sure were weren't neglecting the kids. Point being, I use a leash now anytime we take him anywhere and I don't leave him alone with anybody anymore because they don't seem to understand how sneaky he is...

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bro my little sister had to be leashed until she was eight and it was so embarrassing for my mom but like the stupid kid HAD to be on it or she's fucking gone, you don't even know when she slipped her grubby little grippers out of your hand, now she's already across the parking lot heading towards the homeless people doing heroin infront of Supreme Buffet. The straw that broke the camel's back was when we were in the grocerie store and she decided to hide in a clothing rack until we were both freaking the fuck out (me and my mom) thinking she's been stolen then she pops up from behind the clothes and oh my god 🙄 u gotta do what u gotta do if u don't want ur kid to die

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I used a leash for both of my kids. Saved my son’s life twice.

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