In the north of São Paulo, an unlucky thief went to rob a teenager at the bus stop. He took the victim's device and tried to escape on a bicycle, but ended up being "skated" in the head and immediately passed out.
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When otherwise benign activities go terribly wrong! Whether as a result of their own stupidity or through no fault of their own. Accidental suicides, slips, and falls, along with falling chunks of concrete and the like are what you can expect to find here.
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Brazilian here, lets go for the translations:
0:00 Victim: Catch the thief! Catch him! (Pega ladrão! Pega!)
0:04 Recorder: Wow, he fell (Nossa, caiu)
0:07 Recorder: He dropped the ??? (Derrubou o ???)
0:08 Victim: Catch him! Catch the thief! Catch him! (Pega! Pega ladrão! Pega!)
0:10 Recorder: Wow, he fainted damn (Nossa, desmaiou viado)
0:13 Victim: Catch him! (Pega!)
0:14 Victim: Its mine! Its mine! Its mine! (É meu! É meu! É meu!)
0:21 Witness: ??? I will call the police! (??? Eu vou chamar a polícia!)
OBS: "viado" its a pejorative expression to gay people, but is not offensive when used to demonstrate surprise (like in this video).
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He died for an android
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I LOVE android
Lol
IPhone is overpriced shit
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Yea i love not having a phone that doesnt let you download anything not approved by the apple overlords.
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Yea i really dont get iPhone ...
It can't do half that of an android
Paying for a logo basically
And I'll GLADY pay more for something if its worth it. And its really not i tryed and will never go back.
I'll take my little green guy glady! He Anit never let me down
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I get to play apks and ROM hacks while apple gets nothing lmao
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I have a samsung lol
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Hope the skater doesn't get too much shit for doing the right thing. Knowing the Lula government...
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Lol forreal. He will probs end up getting killed in a Brazilian prison. The robbers family will get a monthly pension as homage to this young rising star citizen.
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Lost your entire life over a fucking cell phone
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Isnt it funny, nobody was that quick to help when the boy was getting his phone robbed lol
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😂😂😂😂
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ahahah nailed him! imagine dying over a phone...
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When did he get hit by a skateboard? The dude was well within frame when the thud happened (still riding straight too), but I don't see anyone swinging a skateboard.
Did he get shot? Feels more like he got shot to me
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I saw the person, but it looks like he had his back facing the cyclist to me. I suppose it's still possible he threw the skateboard off frame
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Fan-fucking-tastic!!!
DO IT AGAIN!
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Good! Stupid f#ck should stay in his own lane! Law abiding citizens wont take this much longer!
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Imagine wasting your life for a 400$ cellphone.
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Man hes so lucky he got his hit on video, when i got mugged and stabbed and returned the favour i was the one that got questioned like fuck and i didnt even bring the knife, i will be carrying a tactical skateboard ever where from now on tho
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Do anybody have the mahogany Jackson video from Alabama
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IS THAT A MOTO ANDROID PHONE😂😂😂
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Don't steal. Buy your own shit.
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thats going in the tombstone
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Screamao da Silva went full ape
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Pls Where can I find such type of videos? Please tell me the name of the apps or websites."
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Cellphone? Well, now he can't!
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should just walked by him instead point it out
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Instant karma
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but a skateboard is not a weapon lol
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💯% based.
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i got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids would reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. so i learned about roaches and kids jumping on my lap. and I loved kids jumping on my lap.
Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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I'll report you, Snappy, don't think I won't.
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https://grabien.com/story.php?id=263111
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Oh jesus fuck haha.
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Not sure if funny
or scary. That insane 
fucker representing the most powerful nation in the world...
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Joeseph!
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Spot on!
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Got footage?
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Fuck... Yes!
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