Parachute Jump Gone Wrong

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Surprisingly, the guy survived. LOTS OF BROKEN BONES! Don't be stupid people.

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Maybe…..don't jump off cliffs? Idk, just a thought .

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don't say that. let darwinism do it's thing

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Precisely this; don't stop stupidity when it's happening, let nature do it's thing!

There's too many safety mechanisms keeping dumb in the genepool. The less of that there is, the better.

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There are calculated risks. Sky diving with a reputable organization? Nice. Prep my own chute and jump off a cliff? Fuck no

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"Only bird shit and idiots fall from the sky"

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"...and Boeings, and former whistle-blower of Boeing."

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I was in the army paratrooper unit I don't have time to tell you the types of parachutes In close-range jumps, a rope is used that is tied to a fixed place and opens the parachute when you jump. Another option is to create resistance when a small hand-held parachute is dropped during the jump, which opens the actual parachute.

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Which army were you a paratrooper in?

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Salvation

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The BTS army

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Gorgonites

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:marseymanysunglasses:

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I won't say where, but it is a country where citizens are forced to do military service.

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Ya eh. Would you mind tellng us more about " close range " jumps then lol. Is that something unique to your nation?

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3qMmEAPBeU8HS/giphy.webp

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Your countries airborne is jumping like this in a military scenario?

From what altitudes do these low height jumps that use a rope cord range from?

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The lowest point we can jump from is a 10-storey building. no we are jumping out of the plane, But we can jump from buildings and mountains.

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Curious, do you prance about calling yourselves "veterans" after military service or is that an American thing?

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In "the" army paratrooper unit? Do they only have one?

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Write it differently, I don't understand what you mean. my english is not very good

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Well shit. That makes two of us. 😆

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On December 28th 2023 Chad Smith survived a 180ft plunge despite his parachute failing. suffered four broken vertebrae and a broken pelvis.

Lucky dude, link to the story below:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-footage-shows-horror-fall-13999386

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He was confined to a wheelchair, but he said he would try again, this time with a wheelchair.

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Happy Wheels Riff

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he is a quick learner then

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This nigga belong in a grave how is he alive

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Gravel broke his fall

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I'm not an expert but even I know he wasn't high enough to be using a parachute. Was this fool trying to wingsuit or something?

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Bro survived a 180ft fall. Collecting the good uncle stories I see.

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He lived!

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https://media.giphy.com/media/1evbhqdqMa2B4ayeqL/giphy.webp

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MF HOW YOU STILL ALIVE HUH-

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Murphy's law or weightlessness idk

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maybe the first one o both

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Dude that groan was priceless 🤣🤣🤣

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people who do this who have families that depend on them are idiots. do what you want if you're unattached. just don't land on ME.

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did he survive tho? wtf

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yep he's alive

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My parents wanted to take my skydiving for me 19th birthday some 11 years ago and I refused. My siblings and they all jumped but I felt they all and myself had waaaay too much to lose. Like thanks I'm happy I was born into a rich Russian family and have more money than I can count dad and want to live long enough to inherit yours as well, do you like tempting fate? They were all okay, and still call me a bitch for it today and maybe I am a bitch but Id like to live out this particular life as long as possible. Odds are if I'm ever conscious as another human again it'll be a poor person in a LEDC. Many of these guys are clearly at least middle income. Who else can afford to do this? Eventually something is bound to go wrong. Maybe I'm too careful these days but life is fragile, as we can all plainly see..

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Smart man thinking about the future generations

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TL;DR

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Achievement Unlocked: Freefall!

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That's why I don't BASE jump.

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If you're that stupid to try it then.....

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what an absolute fucking unit.

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natural selection :idontknow:

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:#marseypony2:

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“Fuck” presumably breaks his leg

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im guessing when he realised he wasnt going to make it he went feet first

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mother nature thinning the herd.

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i like that a swear is censored in a vid of a man dying lol

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Is he dead

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No

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