Aftermath of 100 pound board dropped on big toe

Do you want someone to suck on it?

did you died

crushed my pinky toe between a 1 inch high door sill made of stone. had to step up over it, as i did that i was pulling the door close at the same time. heard the crunch. sounded different than normal sound of stubbing ur toe. turned dark purple, for awhile, took like 3 months before i could do normal jumping jacks and not feel anything. my nail fell off for like more than a year. it grew back really thick at first. seems normal thickness now. years later, still doesnt bend anymore. i googled it and google said it normally heals by itself in about 7 weeks. took a bit longer. on reflection, perhaps i should have seen a doctor.

Look after your feet and they'll look after you. Wear those steel toed boots/shoes at work, boys & girls (and whatever else people are identifying as these days).

The toe in this picture makes me think of that one they keep in the bar in Dawson City, Yukon where they put it in your shot glass of Yukon Jack whiskey. Sourdough Saloon I think is the name of the place. https://dawsoncity.ca/sourtoe-cocktail-club/

I had a 40 pound weight fall on my toenail when I used to work at retail.

Put that weight on top of a pillow box, shit bent so fast that I didn't have time to react and it landed on my toe. My boss was like, you're okay just walk it off!

Big fat toe onna big fat poo c

Big fucking deal. My boss dropped a 40lb header on his big toe and damn near ripped it off. Had to call 911. Only thing saved him a lil bit was having on thick leather shoes

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