Fatal shark attack on Russian man in Egypt.
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Dam
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Where's the fucking aftermath?
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Yeah, I wanna see how drunk the shark got after eating him.
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May I? The aftermath is always present in your mind.
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Shark ate russian and got indigestion aghhh poor shark
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Oddly enough another fact. Sharks have an awful time digesting human bone, it takes months and it prevents them from feeding adequately because their stomach's are full of so much indigestible bone, which they can't excrete either. We really aren't good for sharks at all, the nutritional benefit is far outweighed by the trauma of digesting us - we fuck sharks right up, we're the equivalent of painfully acute IBS, and that didn't exist in human's until man started genetically modifying food. We've never done anything on a genetic level to improve anything, ever, except our knowledge of how bad we are when it comes to genetically modifying things - we screw it all up to fuck and back, and then we keep on doing it, because of cash. We really are the dumbest fucker's alive, and we **will ** be the root cause of our own demise as a species - without any fucking doubt at all.
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Agree !
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Where's the aftermath?
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The aftermath is real within you.
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Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to 5 other internet users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
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You're not Albanian, you're American. Fucking lying Albanian viral bastard. Fuck off. Wait, I'll fuck you off - actually no I won't, that's exactly what I won't be fucking doing - nice try - nearly fell for that, again.
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Even sharks dont like ruskis
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Edit title or add the aftermath you subhuman clickbait whore
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Fun fact it's much more likely to win a lottery jackpot than to get bitten by a shark. It's more likely to get struck by lightning multiple times than a shark bite. Only like 6 people a year worldwide get bitten by sharks. So whenever I see a shark bite victim I secretly think to myself “that is one unlucky mofo”
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looks like karma
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How many people play the lottery vs how many people are in contact with sharks?
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Real statistical analysis right here!
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Exactly.
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I think you mean killed by sharks, not bitten
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Thanks you're right
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There's nothing “secret” about sharing your thoughts online - it's the very antithesis of being “secretive” - you're making it very public, forever. Just sayin.
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Dumbest fucking statistic ever.. Thats like saying you have more chance of breathing oxygen on land than you do underwater. The majority of people dont live near oceans and or go into the ocean often enough for this to be valid and logical.
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Actually it is true. How many people holidaying in the sun end up in the ocean at some point? Well it's about as many as those who buy lottery tickets funnily enough - it's a perfectly valid statistic.
Now that is a real statistical analysis done in real-time. Amazing isn't it? I'm so clever even I don't understand at least half the things I say, possibly even more. No, it's definitely more - does anybody know where I parked? Fuck. Dumb shit…… although to be fair, I never actually said I wasn't. The more you learn, the more you realise just how little one person can ever actually know - and it's embarrassingly little, relatively speaking, we're all idiots, it's just that some of us know it for a fact.
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You sound like an idiot, thats a fact.
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Yeah, Boober, that's almost what I said verbatim, but to say I sound like an idiot? 🤔
Dude, it's your voice you hear when you read something, not mine, so if what you hear when you read “sounds” like an idiot, then are you not just proving my point?? 🤷♂️
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The majority of people don't live near oceans but how many do you suppose are stung by jellyfish, smartass?
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I hope you get stung by a jellyfish and the only person there to piss on you in the local crackhead :)
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I hope you get stung by the local crackhead and the only one there to piss on you is a jellyfish
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what are you smoking?
just google it, 69 people were attacked by sharks in 2023, 10 confirmed deaths.
and most of them happend in the usa btw
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FIGHT BACK
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I want a mix track of that lady saying "oh my gaawwwddd!"
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I did not know sharks liked orcish meat.
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that's an old video but still so funny, he tried to troll ukrainians for not being able to swim and chill on the beach, got what he deserved
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He knew how to swim
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are you retarded? i didn't say that he couldn't.
i said that he was trying to troll ukrainians while swimming and chilling and implying that they couldn't do that now
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القرش السعودي تقبله الله
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ههههههههههههههه
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