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Fatal shark attack on Russian man in Egypt.

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Fun fact it's much more likely to win a lottery jackpot than to get bitten by a shark. It's more likely to get struck by lightning multiple times than a shark bite. Only like 6 people a year worldwide get bitten by sharks. So whenever I see a shark bite victim I secretly think to myself “that is one unlucky mofo”

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I think you mean killed by sharks, not bitten

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Thanks you're right

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How many people play the lottery vs how many people are in contact with sharks?

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Real statistical analysis right here!

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Exactly.

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looks like karma

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Dumbest fucking statistic ever.. Thats like saying you have more chance of breathing oxygen on land than you do underwater. The majority of people dont live near oceans and or go into the ocean often enough for this to be valid and logical.

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Actually it is true. How many people holidaying in the sun end up in the ocean at some point? Well it's about as many as those who buy lottery tickets funnily enough - it's a perfectly valid statistic.

Now that is a real statistical analysis done in real-time. Amazing isn't it? I'm so clever even I don't understand at least half the things I say, possibly even more. No, it's definitely more - does anybody know where I parked? Fuck. Dumb shit…… although to be fair, I never actually said I wasn't. The more you learn, the more you realise just how little one person can ever actually know - and it's embarrassingly little, relatively speaking, we're all idiots, it's just that some of us know it for a fact.

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You sound like an idiot, thats a fact.

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Yeah, Boober, that's almost what I said verbatim, but to say I sound like an idiot? 🤔

Dude, it's your voice you hear when you read something, not mine, so if what you hear when you read “sounds” like an idiot, then are you not just proving my point?? 🤷‍♂️

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The majority of people don't live near oceans but how many do you suppose are stung by jellyfish, smartass?

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I hope you get stung by a jellyfish and the only person there to piss on you in the local crackhead :)

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I hope you get stung by the local crackhead and the only one there to piss on you is a jellyfish

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There's nothing “secret” about sharing your thoughts online - it's the very antithesis of being “secretive” - you're making it very public, forever. Just sayin.

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what are you smoking?

just google it, 69 people were attacked by sharks in 2023, 10 confirmed deaths.

and most of them happend in the usa btw

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