Damn, he should have dodged that ram
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Man killed by sheep - a rancher killed by a ram -
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Cant be weaker than the animals you hold captive. My cousin has a shit ton of sheep because he owns a farm whwn i visited there was a really mean one whod try headbutting us. Youd never guess who became a kebab that night
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what if... you follow the ram when is backing up before charging and stay as close as possible to it, taunting it
would the ram continue backing up indefinitely to try and get the distance it needs? it would fuck with its brain dude. problem, ram?
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Yes, it would. Why he didn't try to roll under the manger's beyond me- but yeah- if it's backing up- keep going forward, you'll get less injured the closer you are to it. Same with horses or cattle- I'd rather be hanging onto it's face, than it's ass. Neither can kick effectively if you are super close, and they can't really do a lot with their head if you are hanging off the halter. (I survived a kick to my eye, detached my retina but didn't kill me.)
I wouldn't be afraid of a ram, they aren't that large though their hitting power can be quite impressive- they don't generally weigh more than 300 pounds (a ram, not a ewe/female sheep, they weigh much less)
Rams can be miserable assholes, but it looks like these two had been playing games and the ram just got way too, rammy.
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Oh you don't want to get too close to a pissed horse, they can turn on a dime and kick you
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i seen a horse full on maul the fuck outta some one its actually funny
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Oh, I know, trust me. But- a horse can't kick with force if you are super close to their body- they might cow-kick at you sideways but the idea is they will hit you with their leg instead of their sharp hooves if you are close.
Had I been a foot closer to the horse who nearly took my eye, she wouldn't have caught me with her hoof- as it was she got me on the browbone, laid it open. Was totally my fault, I was a kid and braiding her tail, I needed to be closer or off to one side.
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One thing's for sure, I will be more careful around horses from now on. They usually look pretty chill
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They usually are pretty chill- but horses have a pretty large blind spot, like in your car, and anyone that steps into that blind spot is inviting their Fight or Flight response. It's instinctive.
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but so do most large animals don't they? but for some reason horses get very defensive
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My injury when I was braiding the tail is I didn't step out of her blind spot when she was wasp stung, causing her to kick me right in the left eyebrow. The doctor had to come pick me up to stitch me (long time ago!) because Dad was flying and Mom didn't drive. He was a family friend, but still. I got 6 stitches, a contrecoup injury, and a retinal detachment in later life. She came so close to taking out my eye, it's ability to move saved it. And if she'd had back shoes on, she's have taken it or me out. So always beware a hind shod horse.
It's funny to write- this was before 911. Was before my county had an ambulance service, we were a big spread out county, not heavily populated. I was just a kid, so the mid 70s.
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My rule for horses now is stay 6 feet away from their hind feet, or 6 inches.
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bro how the fuck did he even fuck up that badly if that happened to me that ram would be dinner
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Dude.. use your brain a little. Thats a 70+ farmer by the looks of it.
Although some good muttonchops would be fucking gold right now
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enjoy prion disease
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Watching this dude "defend" himself was the most painful fucking thing.
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Why wouldn't he have stayed down and covered his head instead of leaving his head wide open for full force rams. No pun intended. I wonder if that would have given him a chance.
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Because he was a fucking idiot.
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Indeed lol
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Yes!
Close as you can get- works. Or get under that metal trough.
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My guess is that the rancher was quit old otherwise this wouldnt have happened.
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Grandpa is...was...way too old for this work. There were several times when he could have held on to this little shit, poked his eyes out etc. But he was really too weak, it looked like he could barely stand for a longer period without being attacked.
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Dam that ram just an asshole
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That thing would be dinner so fast.
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What a fucking idiot. You don't wave shit at a ram, especially if they're worked up. That ram is a fucking G.
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Loved it. Rip RaMMaN
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even the other sheep are like wtaf are you doing
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Happened in China, 11November 2021. I found atleast one source that says he was just in a coma. But still, doesn't look like he enjoyed the ram 'playing' with him.
https://weibo.com/6078562289/L19LH3YgA
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Horns 1 πͺ
Skull 0 π
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that's why god invented firearms.
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I would have jumped over the wall, or on the roof
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Some crazy shit.. sheep I mean
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"Dumb ways to die..."
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Holy Shit he was on a Ram-page
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Love the groans....
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Sergio calvo
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I never could imagine a beast like this one could kill a man. I must admit that it makes me really thinking about how weak can be a human without any tools.
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or how old they can be
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Dude im sorry but unless you were over 80 you deserved to be removed from the genepool for this
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Me when Minecraft π€―π€
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One less naked cowboy in the shower at ram ranch
One less big hard throbbing cock wanting to be sucked
Only 17 naked cowboys left wanting to be fucked
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love this vid, chinamen gettin whats coming to them by animals is the bees knees
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So many memes that are world famous are MINE. Mine mine mine.
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What a weird digital hill to die on.
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