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Two Japanese men fight to the death in McDonalds 🥋🇯🇵🍟

Not much context available on this one so I'll refer to the CocaCola Information Distribution Center (CIDC) for further insight.

According to the CIDC, Asian man 1: we'll call Lu Kang, was patiently waiting for his turn to order thats when asian man #2 we'll call Shang Tsung entered the battlefield. Shang Tsung cut to the front of the line and began harassing two little china girls. Lu Kang who was like, "hey maybe he knows them, maybe hes dating one of them, what ever but yo.. i'm hungry and I'm actually in a time crunch and it sounds like hes about to make a big order so maybe i should say something", well Lu Kang approaches rather directly before Shang Tsungs all like, "I dont have to take this! Im Shang Tsung, I've stolen thousands of warrior souls" so the two start fighting.

Shang Tsung backs Lu Kang against the wall but Lu Kang fires back.. a one two and shove to the ground, Lu Kang starts winning (the tides have changed quickly!). Then bam bam bam BAMM! Like a real man; an actual sigma.. he doesnt let up, "Destroy your enemy completely, Art of War/ 38 Laws of Power", at this point Shang Tsung is begging for mercy! Please please, I have a family Im a family man! Well Lu Kang has heard enough as he begins kicking that weak beta's brains into the McDonalds floor. Finally, the real man walks away a victor.

Dont you all enjoy a happy ending?


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Watching that made me Grimace

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Lu Kang Mcfucking had it.

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Nigga they speaking Mandarin, that ain't Japan.

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Stop being racist


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This isn't in Japan retard. It's obvious the dub voice was speaking Chinese.

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What?


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:star: Bless that kind lady for moving that sign out of the way. :star:

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It's Chinese..I was surprised when the title says 2 Japanese fight, because I have never see Japanese fighting in public. And It turns out they are not Japanese

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Yes they are. Racist.


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:marseyxi: 你失去了社交积分

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Exactly! Beyong chow ching bing bong!


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Bro is a racist himself naw

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Obviously, it happened in China but not in Japan

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KKK bitch, you used chinese names for japanese men, you bitch ass cuck

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Its all the same


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Todo por una hamburguesa, si debia valer la pena y no de muerte ja

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i put my yuan on dude in red. fuck that other guy

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This is what happens when there is one order of Big Mac meal available.

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Soon as dude pushed him he should have went off. had a dude do the same to me once. Pushed me thinking i wouldn't do anything. Walked away, grabbed a beer mug, and came back and cracked it over his head while proceeding to stomp on him. Ran off, later found out he had to be in the ICU for a few days. Actually went to see him since i knew the ICU doc at the time lol. Shoulda seen his face (or what was left of it) when he saw me since they never arrested anyone

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I DONT TOLERATE DISRESPECT

should be the motto of every man.

Im really happy that the douchebag got what he deserved.

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The red shirt guy was not going easy on him lol

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Scorpion vs Sub Zero.

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Thats what you get for trying to jump the queue, Fucking Prick

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Post reads like boomer concentrate, down to being the author being the only one laughing at it.

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Afraid of the truth?

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Thank you for the sweet tale of a forgotten warrior, we must make more.

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Good - that's what you get for being a bully asshole who cuts in line.

NEXT!!!

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Boring

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this is what i think to do when people cuts line

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reasonable

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Two noble samurais meet on the battle field.

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Wow, nice to see some action from Japan for a change

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They should stick to the Sushi bars.

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damn right!! death to line cutters. that includes illegal immigration. throw them back over the fence with a catapult.

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Nah bro just a racist himself

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Not one good karate move.

Their Japanese cards are revoked.

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Lu Kang was like, "Teach ya man how to squabble!"

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Chinese not Japanese moron

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That's w :marseyflagjapan:

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what a fucking lazy security guard. jesus.

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Fucko they chinese not japanese

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None of this cheesy society-approved aggression is manly. A man keeping females in check, now that's true manliness.

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Me when someone takes the last toy in a happy meal

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fuckin loved this one

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I'm Killin' It

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Frying pans broken, the order unspoken, I've even forgotten my plate

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is that tyler durden in the red jacket??

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When two anime weirdos met

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damn bro went and posted it so social media

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One manu to stay, one manu to go.

🥷

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Mcdonalds addiction evidence....dont get hooked on that shit, worse than heroin !

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Naw youre just fat brother :marseyautismchonker:

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Japs are civilized, they don't do this kind of shit

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Yakuza


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:#marseysephiroth:

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