Not much context available on this one so I'll refer to the CocaCola Information Distribution Center (CIDC) for further insight.
According to the CIDC, Asian man 1: we'll call Lu Kang, was patiently waiting for his turn to order thats when asian man #2 we'll call Shang Tsung entered the battlefield. Shang Tsung cut to the front of the line and began harassing two little china girls. Lu Kang who was like, "hey maybe he knows them, maybe hes dating one of them, what ever but yo.. i'm hungry and I'm actually in a time crunch and it sounds like hes about to make a big order so maybe i should say something", well Lu Kang approaches rather directly before Shang Tsungs all like, "I dont have to take this! Im Shang Tsung, I've stolen thousands of warrior souls" so the two start fighting.
Shang Tsung backs Lu Kang against the wall but Lu Kang fires back.. a one two and shove to the ground, Lu Kang starts winning (the tides have changed quickly!). Then bam bam bam BAMM! Like a real man; an actual sigma.. he doesnt let up, "Destroy your enemy completely, Art of War/ 38 Laws of Power", at this point Shang Tsung is begging for mercy! Please please, I have a family Im a family man! Well Lu Kang has heard enough as he begins kicking that weak beta's brains into the McDonalds floor. Finally, the real man walks away a victor.
Dont you all enjoy a happy ending?
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