Teddy Bear's Picnic - Bear Attack Comp :marseybear:

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If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone

It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16923386720589497.webp

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16929408085037796.webp

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If it's brown lay down

If it's black fight back

If it's white good night

(Only applies to types of bears not people)

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For people its

If its brown - just shoot

If its black - just shoot

If its white - right back

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Nice, is there a worse animal to get killed by? At least big cats go straight for the jugular. A dog at least allows you to breathe and move. Sharks and crocs would most likely drown you. Maybe chimpanzees

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Oh yeah a chimpanzee would rock your shit, they're far stronger than humans and very easy to piss off

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If not friend, why friend shaped? :marseycry:

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:panda:

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Joe Rogan just came

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZMfZxtLruYiSaJn9vd/giphy.webp

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To this day im sad that I didn't hear or see the video of Timothy Treadwell being killed by that hungry Grizzly and only heard this "real" audio.

May the soul of his partner rest in piece :marseyfingerhearts:

Btw. here is the semi-fake audio:

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i would really like to see the video too

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Lets just say that they only found his ribcage

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:daydream:

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Bears are horrific monsters lurking in the woods, waiting to snatch your face off

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Just give bears their own country. No sense in having any contact with them whatsoever.

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that would be interesting, are you wanting to put koala bears out there too ?

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only being half eaten is such an insult

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Shocker a wild animal in captivity is still a wild animal :marseybearchad:

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This is an amazing thread. I'm going to read every reply.

:#marseyreading:

Snapshots:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/2rAKTgJIQe1buYU1R5/giphy.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/13nbOxXFN52QSY/giphy.webp

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Why I don't go in the woods. Even if youre armed it may only just piss the bear off

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https://media.giphy.com/media/jqfel7Z3XwTHCl26nT/giphy.webp

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This is why i have fear of bears. ESP grizzlies. If faced with one, you're dead! You can't outrun it. It's massive. They eat you piece by piece and keep you alive to come back and nibble on you when they want a snack. Yeah I'm all set! Fuck everyone who goes where they live or has one for a pet. You asked for it!!!

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i heard of someone with a pet bear once, heard it was like a big dog

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Until its animal instincts come in and rip your face off. A wild animal is a wild animal. Fuck that! Get a dog then….

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This is my most favorite compilation ever, the song choice is perfect. 11/10

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thank you very much :tiphat:

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:marseymidsommarchristian:

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yo that was so cool

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thank you :laughing:

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adorbssss >_<

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good bears

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IF YOU EVER SEE ME IN A FOREST FIGHTING A GRIZZILY BEAR, HELP THE BEAR

CUZ THAT BITCH GONNA NEED IT.


:#marseybloodypaws:grr. . .

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Most dumbasses deserved it anyway.

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I need to rewatch cocaine bear

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