Teddy Bear's Picnic - Bear Attack Comp :marseybear:

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If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone

It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

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This is why i have fear of bears. ESP grizzlies. If faced with one, you're dead! You can't outrun it. It's massive. They eat you piece by piece and keep you alive to come back and nibble on you when they want a snack. Yeah I'm all set! Fuck everyone who goes where they live or has one for a pet. You asked for it!!!

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i heard of someone with a pet bear once, heard it was like a big dog

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Until its animal instincts come in and rip your face off. A wild animal is a wild animal. Fuck that! Get a dog then….

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