Jaish had just finished a nice bowl of harira before attempting foreplay with his pet goat involving an anal-egg, however the "egg" contained a pin that was getting in the way so Jaish removed said pin before inspecting it for any sharp edges that might hurt Fluffy's interior.
During this moment, the egg which turned out to be a grenade exploded. All of his cousins who couldn't stand his 1980's low qual videos finally exclaimed "God is great!" upon witnessing the devastation.
Here is a link for a delicious Harira recipe:
https://tasteofmaroc.com/moroccan-harira-soup-recipe/
Edit: the allahuakbar'ing that begins before the explosion was actually a premeditated wish for his demise (which was granted)
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Haha, it looks like he's holding a lighter to it... see the sparks coming off of the grenade before it goes off? Certain kinds of grenades do this when activated, sizzling and smoking before exploding... hard to tell exactly what this idiot was thinking. It sounds like he strikes a lighter twice after the first "Allahu Akhbar", doesn't it? "Flick flick....BOOM!"
Makes me think he found that grenade, didn't see the typical pin that a lot of grenades share, and started messing with it, trying to figure out how to prime it. I swear, it looks like he's trying to light a fuse, doesn't it?
Something about the way he's crouched, gazing into the distance makes this fucking hilarious to me. He's so intensely focused, so dedicated as his brothers scream praise to their moon-god... and then, BOOM, dude is ripped in half. God is Great, indeed.
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Muslims can use "allah akbar" for everything.
From a riled up for killing emotional version straight to emotional disbelief sorrowfull version.
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Always found it odd, but after I spent some time in their backyard, I figured it out; try to look at it like this: It's a similar verbal tic that Westerners have.
Us Western people will say "Oh my God!" or "Sweet Jesus!" or "Jesus Christ!" as an exclamation for a variety of situations. I gave a girl a nice gift, and she squealed "Oh my god!" Another time, I was nearly shot by a negligent discharge, and I shouted "Oh God, what the fuck man?!"
Think of Allahu Akbar as the muslim variant of this. It serves as a battle cry as well- not sure if Westerners have ever charged into battle screaming "OMG!!" You also probably won't ever hear a muslim say something like "Muhammad damnit!", as many of them would interpret that as blasphemous.
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Okay, boys. In the Bucket list now to lead a charge saying OMG or Jesus Christ!
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I like this one:
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Praise Jesus! You speak the truth.
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I know it's just language and cultural consensus.
I use the word god for swearing in multiple languages and i am an atheist. Don't swear that much.
I also say "Insha allah" when I am amongst muslims since it's one of the few things i know how and when to say. Actually it's the only thing I know and how to use.
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You should start saying "Bismillah!" It means "In the name of god!" You know, like Freddie Mercury:
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Not true, in a sorrowful situation we say "We belong to Allah and to Him we shall return" (inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilayhi Raji'un)
Something is just not right with these armed groups pretending to be Muslims while knowing only one phrase.
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According to the Quran, these armed groups are the best Muslims. A “good Muslim”, according to the very principles of Islam itself, is someone who murders and spills as much blood as they can.
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Another bullsh*t misinformation. Of course you got 4 upvotes on it, without even providing a verse.
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But doesn't the Quran, or however it's written, consider not being muslim as "mischief"?
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They like to leave that part out....lol
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Have you read the Quran? Where does it say that in the Quran?
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After how many phrases becomes one a Muslim?
I think religious people mostly follow the religion of their parents for parental approval first and than carry it themselves.
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It reminds me of how Smurfs talk (if you know you know )
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There is also dutch ''Smurfs', german 'smurfs' besides english 'smurftalk' probably even more.
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I went to Belgium and i think they are the origin of Smurfs
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during sex possibly?
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Are we calling them all Jaishes now? That's so fucking funny. Thank you so much for this. I hate that camel fucker
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I hope you like your new name
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Oh yeah that’s hilarious giving them a term of respect, for doing something you wouldn’t in a 100 lives by the way which is fight and die for something, that’s okay. We need dishwashers too
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Jaishe means soldier in arabic
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interesting. The more you know.
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ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
drools
ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU ALLAHUUU
is being uneducated
ALLAHU AKBARBLBKBRABALRBA
foreskin gets bit by goat
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such a great loss.. he fuck 72 virgin goats with allah now
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Grenades need lighters now?
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These guys are gonna need to start writing notes on their hands. First pull pin, then throw grenade, then yell Allah Akbar. Not pull pin, yell Allah Akbar, then pray for a bit.
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Lol I think you need to be literate to do all that
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Lol the dirt pokemon can only say allahu ackbar
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The ‘aloha snackbar’ gibbering reminds me of the seagulls from finding Nemo
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Allahuakbar is the Hodor of muslim people, they sound so dumb repeating that
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Get an incendiary next time and let everyone enjoy.
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I hope..
FUCK THAT CHILD LOVING CAMMEL FUCKER!
They sure love sodomy for being "holy"...
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maybe that's where the term "holy shit" came from.
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Their dicks?!?
🤣🤣🤣
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More retards chanting aloha snack-bar like deranged parrots
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allahu akbar brother :D
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Was he a suicide bomber🗿
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Why aren't they mad at god for completely fucking their own guy over how is god great for them losing so bad? LOL
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Spaghetti hands!
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Bros controller died
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A shame. He could have been a Colonel in the Russian Army with those skills
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This shit was funny
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Holy shit that soup sounds delicious
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Genuinely, wtf was his plan? How can you be in a combat situation and not know to toss the fucking grenade instead of holding onto it?
Must’ve read his NATO training manual upside down or backwards
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Pulled that suicide pin a tad early.
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Oh so thats what happened to him
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The description is gold
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Oh Dirka my burka he has blown into many pieces.
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I slowed down the speed and it looked like he was missing one hand & possibly his arm? I'm not sure about the other but he still seemed to be alive still at the end of the video.
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Lets go Free Kebab
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I wish
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Hail O Uber??
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Lol
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Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
https://tasteofmaroc.com/moroccan-harira-soup-recipe/:
archive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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repost
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From when? 2 years ago? Sorry Abdul - the mods aren't gonna remove my post just for blindly saying "rEpOsT", your prophet fucked a 9yo 😃
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maybe a couple months... but it doesn't matter, it's still a repost and you know it. and i don't care if they remove it or not. PS. the allah that ISIS follows is a boy-fucking goat-fucking gimp
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I might have literally downloaded from wpd and reposted it back to wpd for allll those tasty upvotes. Now they're MY upvotes 😃
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You literally think you're superior to every human being in this world? You think you're getting bitches every second? You're a literal troll and a degenerate that deserves to be banned off of a gore site. You annoy people with your AI generated voice and repeated elliot rodger pictures. You're the person that downvotes every single social post because "this is watch people die not watch people post pets". Just go touch grass and find something more productive than your shitty trolling.
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lol, "touch grass" is amateur hour talk
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Only 16 year olds say shit like that
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Looks like a copy pasta, not gonna lie.
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Spooky
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Lol just a pasta from chat
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You baited me, good job. I invested like 10 minutes into this XD gr8 b8 m8!
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Lol found Jaish's new account
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He wishes
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your profile is way too fancy and upkept for his smelly cockroach third-world lonely-man hands
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this entire comment reads like an AI comment to be honest.
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