Congratz to the new dad in town.
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We all go a little mad sometimes...
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#24793
We all go a little mad sometimes...
1yr ago
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3,603 thread views
#24793
Man gives birth to a cute baby
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the nurses glove didnt cover her arm all the way that was in there
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The gate for another dimension
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My mom is a urologist and she used to tell me stories of this stuff! She said sometimes they would go in to remove something and find other things they didn’t even know was in their ass or vagina! Shes had to remove a mayo jar, tennis ball canisters, all kinds of hotdogs or sausages that broke off, and all kinds of similar shit, if u can think it up somebody has already shoved it up their ass/vagina!
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Yeah I worked in a kid’s hospital for years and I’ll never forget a girl about 15-16 years old coming into the ER because she had a bar of soap lodged inside her vag.
The triage nurse of course asked her how it got in there, and the girl tried explaining to her that she stepped on it while taking a shower and that it consequently flew up inside her twat. Nurse obviously wasn’t having it, telling her “that’s not how the laws of physics work”, but she stuck by her bullshit story, so the nurse brought in another nurse with a much more aggressive demeanor and the truth finally came to light that she was simply being experimental with herself (big surprise)
I guess the moral of the story is don’t literally get fucked by your own curiosity.
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Why would they demand to know how it happened? Lol
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Self inflicted - just laugh
Abused - call police
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Good points
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A mouse? (the electronic tool)
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I guess it would have to be cordless lol, cause if it had a cord u could just pull it out.
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Vanilla sex enjoyers stay winning
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Vanilla sex fanatics lose again
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So cute
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Bet he wanted a male doctor
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I can't find my unsee juice
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A double barrel usually works just as well
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Only use a dildo if it has a flared base!
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I thought a actual baby was gonna come out..
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nah, only women can do that.
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I think the person thought that guy shoved a baby up his ass.
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I didn´t even think of that but yes, I have seen a lot of sick shit on this site, so I wouldn´t rule out the possibility that some sick bastard could try to do that.
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lol
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How to rearrange your guts
Step 1:
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Awww.....Baby John 'Dil' Doe
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LMFAO
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Excalibur 😂
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Nurse
is the new Queen 
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I hope the nurses are paid enough to go through this bullshit
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Definitely not.
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The things nurses do.
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“I didn’t go to college
for 4 years for this...”
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Moral of the story:
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May it come healthy, for the baby's face, it's clearly healthy, congratulations daddy.
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Nurses: you gotta be shitting me
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It's a boy. A big boi
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WAS THAT A BLOCK OF SHIT?? 😭
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At least the doc wasn’t some 6’8” monster with hands the size of bowling balls.
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the fact that i actually believed this
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I mean it's 2023 everything is possible that's why I believed OP
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lmao
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I feel bad for whoever had to clean whatever this hell of mess is.
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What in the actual weird kink iz diz?! I can’t even insert my little finger on my arse 🥹🥺
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Lmao
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Ew
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Any1 able to clarify what came out, for those of us that decided not to watch this
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What….was that?
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But, it was square, like a freaking 2x4” or something.
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guess you could fit a square peg into a round hole after all.
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That's right, it goes in the round hole
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Im trying to figure
it out till now
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tapped out 2 secs in
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Oh, you marsıfıed me... thnx sır lol
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I couldn't look at the time. Came back couple days later, it's actually pretty funny viewing
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Yea don’t do that tf.
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Man I can smell it.
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Wtf even is that? I don't think its wood cause it flops
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Ahh... The sweet innocence of youth.
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wait that's not a baby...
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Little goofy
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Whole new definition to a black babies arm...
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So have u learned your lesson sir?
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So cute baby 😍 i wanna hug it! Congrats to new dad!
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Bruh this is a repost
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pot of greed!
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This is scientifically impossible.
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Obviously he found
a way to cheat science 
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If you could give the scientific explanation, I'm honestly the one hate to explain why?
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