Man gives birth to a cute baby

Congratz to the new dad in town.

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My mom is a urologist and she used to tell me stories of this stuff! She said sometimes they would go in to remove something and find other things they didn’t even know was in their ass or vagina! Shes had to remove a mayo jar, tennis ball canisters, all kinds of hotdogs or sausages that broke off, and all kinds of similar shit, if u can think it up somebody has already shoved it up their ass/vagina!

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A mouse? (the electronic tool)

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I guess it would have to be cordless lol, cause if it had a cord u could just pull it out.

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Yeah I worked in a kid’s hospital for years and I’ll never forget a girl about 15-16 years old coming into the ER because she had a bar of soap lodged inside her vag.

The triage nurse of course asked her how it got in there, and the girl tried explaining to her that she stepped on it while taking a shower and that it consequently flew up inside her twat. Nurse obviously wasn’t having it, telling her “that’s not how the laws of physics work”, but she stuck by her bullshit story, so the nurse brought in another nurse with a much more aggressive demeanor and the truth finally came to light that she was simply being experimental with herself (big surprise)

I guess the moral of the story is don’t literally get fucked by your own curiosity.

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Why would they demand to know how it happened? Lol

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Self inflicted - just laugh

Abused - call police

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Good points

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