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Thats Awful!

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hi

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https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/185529/sweden-very-sexy-top-body-blonde/3719043#context

California? lol. You even been there in person lately and what it became? lol. ok I "believe" you., if you insist Top body models and blonde on top of that, work there in gas stations. Absolutely.

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"I'm so heartbroken right now, since last month ;i have not had any erection... My d**k is just Dead..i don't even know how to say this..😭😭😭😭😭😭

🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕My carrot is no longer functioning,😭😭😭😭😭😭 I tried stroking My peepee nd even watched porn but to no avail...... what might be they cause of this!!!

Please just drop a nice comment,🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 that will be helpful to me ...my hands are shaking as I'm typing this 😳😳🥺 ...i haven't had s*x for a while now since I stopped masturbating.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I thought at first,it was a mere stuff but; it has gone out of My understanding...😭😭😭 Mod please push it to front page...

I'm just lying here, feeling dizzy; would have drop the pic of My peepee but I no wan share My nude here....😭😭😭joy is faraway from me. 😭😭😭" - some retard on RDrama

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stop! 🖐️ dont cut yourself! 🔪thats not too good for your health ❤️stop! 🖐️ dont cut yourself! 🔪leave the knife up on the shelf ⚔️ stop! 🖐️ dont cut yourself! 🔪its okay to ask for help 🙌 stop! 🖐️ dont cut yourself! 🔪 i hope that you're doing well 🤩

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Isn't this clits comment

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Yeah i just put it in here cuz I ain't seen it yet and it's funny asf

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yeah & tbf it would be a great snappy quote if they add it :marseythumbsup:

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I'm a gamer and I will always be a gamer. Not because I have no life but because I choose to have many. Gaming has taught me teamwork, strategic planning, and perseverance. When others were out partying, I was honing my skills. While others were wasting time, I was mastering levels and achieving goals. My dedication to gaming has given me a unique set of skills that can't be learned in any classroom. So when you look down on gamers, remember that we are not wasting our time—we are sharpening our minds.

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Ok so, number one, don't listen to the fucking gooner brained derelicts saying “erm it's not an issue”. Masturbation by itself is a normal thing yes but 3-6 times a day is excessive. Not because the act of masturbation is bad per-say but the frequency risks increase in frequency to maintain that high and probability you might start to drop things for the sake of masturbation. While I'm not here to police you on how much you should do something, I think a good metric is 3 times a day or less. Two, I'm not gonna have you stop cold turkey bc frankly it's a normal part of growing up, but I think redirecting is the goal. Any time you feel the need, try to do something else that involves physical activity. Maybe running, abs or squats. Something that gets your mind off of it.

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At first i wanted this to be on a cassette just so that when i gave it to you, so that i would take you some time to find a player and by then id already be gone. I really don't know where to start here. So much stuff, so much stuff. It pisses my off a lot that i just don't know how to start this letter.

Ill try not using backspace in this letter, to try be more like myself, instead of some recited verse.

I just dont know what to say man, sorry to get all poetic and shit but, silence, its so loud sometimes. Or matter of fact, it's that catalyst for loudness in me.

Just every time i just sit and be quite just at night, it fucks with me man. Its that shit i keep pushing back into my mind, i'm just so fucking mad at everything, i got nothing else to give, i keep just pretending im happy with everything, fake as fuck smile, im sorry that ive been a dick recently.

No in fact, you can go fuck yourself, every fucking time you ask me “oH ArE yOu oK?” it pisses me the fuck off, holy shit do i want to punch you super fucking hard in the face, WHAT THE FUCK DOSE ASKING ME THAT DO??? Other than basicly saying to me “you dont look normal, you look like your going to kill yourself” OF WHICH I SOMETIMES DO WANNA, BUT GUESS WHAT??? IT'S YOU, YOU, YOU! Y O U. you annoying little shit, it is just making me go insane, and make you already look insane, doing the same shit over and over expecting a diffrent result is the FUCKING TEXT BOOK DEFFINISION. Dont you think after i ignored you the first time, that i would not ignore you the second AND FUCKING THIRD TIME? If a punch in the face is what you want, your not getting it. Seriorly man, those questions are annoying as fuck, but i also feel the need to have them as they give me an opportunity to express shit, BUT IF I IGNORE YOU, SHUT UP! IF I LOOK ANNOYED, SHUT, UP!

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I WANTED TO TELL YOU SHIT THAT LOOMED OVER ME, SHIT I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT, SHIT I WANT TO KILL MYSELF ABOUT, BUT MAKING ME REMEMEBER THAT, FUCKING RUINS ALL OF IT, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Concepts such as brutality, consent, desire, legality and morality are inherent but ultimately defined by institutions; therefore, not all social constructs can apply to every unique individual in a logical way. The argument that cannibalism should be legalised between consenting adults is one that has been raised by many over the course of human civilization, sometimes due to existing cases that have been brought to attention in court. The argumentative statement, however, is very clear with its terms: human cannibalism is the act involving “eating of human flesh by humans” (Encyclopedia Britannica, 2024), consenting adult means “person who is legally considered old enough to decide” (Merriam-Webster, 2024) his or her course of action, and to legalise refers to the political action of “allow[ing] something by law” (Cambridge Dictionary, 2024). In this manner, it is only logical that cannibalism between adults who had agreed to consent to eating or be eaten by the other participant be legalised, provided there is ample opportunity to properly discuss the consequences and conditions beforehand. The argument is that consent between two adults is ultimately made, altered and limited by preferences and agreement, and cannot be judged by outside factors once made.

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Sie sollten in meine großartige Spermafabrik investieren, weil ich viel Geld habe, um mehr zukünftige Master-Sperma zu schaffen. Bitte sagen Sie, dass ich möchte, dass Sie für mich investieren, und ich verspreche Ihnen, dass es sich in Zukunft auszahlen wird. Bitte spritz auf meinen Mund wie der Präsident der USA, mein Arsch braucht auch einen besonderen Orgasmus, und bitte spritzt Spritz spritz über mich als Zeichen des Respekts für mein Haus. Du bist mein Bruder, also werde ich meine Knie öffnen, damit du als Ehrenmann zu mir kommst.

Meine neue Spermafabrik ist die beste von allen, sie hat viel mehr Sperma und ich werde viel mehr Sperma haben, denn ich werde Spermabeutel kaufen, die ich verwenden kann, wenn ich frisches Sperma kaufen möchte.

Außerdem werde ich in der Lage sein, Sperma in großen Mengen zu kaufen und es viele Tage lang zu lagern, bevor ich es verwende. Meine Spermafabrik ist mittlerweile die beste aller Spermafabriken.

Alle großen Spermahersteller werden meine Spermafabrik haben wollen, da meine Spermafabrik Sperma von höchster Qualität produziert.

Einer der Chefunternehmer Chinas hat sich bei mir gemeldet und will meine Spermafabrik. Der Chefunternehmer Chinas kennt mein Hauptziel, mehr Land zu kaufen.

Der Chefunternehmer Chinas wollte, dass ich ihm 10 Millionen Dollar gebe.

Tatsächlich habe ich so viel Geld, dass ich China 20 Millionen Dollar an Sperma geben könnte, und das Sperma, das ich ihnen geben würde, wird den Frauen viel antun, weil Sperma eine solche Kraftquelle ist, dass es die sexuelle Leistungsfähigkeit vieler Frauen gesteigert hat. Als ich diese E-Mail verschickte, bat ich darum, dass die beiden Personen, die für den Spermakampf verantwortlich sind, konfrontiert werden.

nach dem zusammenbruch der welt wird nur noch china benötigt, das land hat genug geld, um die armen leute mit mehr sperma zu versorgen, und ich habe es ihnen gegeben. Die ganze Sache begann 1965, all diese Typen waren Oberst der Luftwaffe und sie stritten sich darum, wer meinen Schwanz bekommen würde, und sie machten schließlich Schluss mit mir. aber der höhepunkt war, dass eine scheissladung sperma im air force center in nyc landete, sie benutzen immer noch sperma als desinfektionsmittel. Sperma ist wie die eine Sache, die niemand in hunderttausend Jahren braucht, aber es gibt sie noch heute.

Der Spermakampf war hart und ungeschnitten, aber ich habe ihn gewonnen, weil der Spermaschuss eine Höhe von 30 Fuß in der Luft erreichte. auch etwas Sperma fiel auf einige Gebäude und einige landeten auf dem Lastwagen, in dem ich war, aber ich habe den Kampf trotzdem gewonnen. Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass das Schlimmste war, dass ich meine Spermakugeln verloren habe.

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How can I be homophobic? I blew his fuckin' brains out. This Luger will send a Christian to Hell. Shorty looked so good I used her piss as crab boil. Nutted so crazy I got 108° fever. Smokin' on Congolese Dick Wick lookin' for a signal. I went dark a long time ago. Packed her asshole so tight she pushed out a pearl. The fentanyl got me movin' like a claymation figure. Real premium French scatatooie. Money longer than KD's feet. Started off shooting dice in the cum slum learned how to load the 9 mm cannon and change the trajectory of everything. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I fuck like it's for survival as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get, ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrustin' away. I got my cob looking like Mexican street corn. I'm so violent and sick in the head I can't tell if I want to kill my opps or fuck ‘em. Zaza got me feelin' like everything gonna be all right. Got the registered God Particle on my hip, ready to have some hickory smoked opp. Wiped the nut on my Amiri jeans and got right back to fuckin' work. Sippin' on McDonald's house red. AK sing like a castrati [Ooh ooh ooh ooh ee!]. I have no morals or belief system I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They asked me to shoot I do it. I have no character. Homegirl got a nice little turd cutter on her. Put a bag over his head and send him to paradise. The Xan Francisco got me lookin' and movin' like Mr. Bean. I ain't sayin' shit. Got a ruptured eardrum from havin' my ear to the streets for so fuckin' long. On a full moon I'll fuck anything. I'm smokin' on that Sumerian Quasimoto carpet bomber obsequious demon whisperer Runtz. Pussyboy wanted beef with me over Galactic acquisition, called his mistress over and put 10 inches on her forehead like Peyton Manning. I'm a street creature. The weed will have you in purgatory screamin' for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life, over and over and over again. I was in the Maybach grippin' the stem. Snip the banjo string roamed around Northern Cambodia with an open incision. They told me I wouldn't shake the city so I shook that shit like a cryin' toddler. Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for 8 minutes. Woke up in Geneva. Oh man, I did it again! Destroyed his bando with a solar flare. I'm in the club listenin' to the brown note. My dogs will do anything for a Newport and I mean anything. They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasin' the sack. Whippets left me with a drool and a shit-eatin' grin. My bitch look like Timothée Chalamet. I'm a product of the gutter. I fried up some corn snake for the cuzzos. The zaza got me talkin' like Pingu. I'm the real goliath grouper. I'mma need you to suck the pigmentation out of this one young blud. Shorty ass so fat I thought I was balls deep in Kyle Lowry. I only handed back the Free World ‘cause I was bored. This blunt is overwhelmingly large. This blunt has a pulse. This blunt looks like Ray J's dick. This blunt got veins pumpin' through it. This blunt curve right at the tip. This blunt looks like it's been pushed out. This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell. I ain't even gonna hide it no more, this blunt feels like a solid fibrous piece a shit, straight up, a big meaty piece a shit, balanced diets, lots of fruit and vegetables, would honestly float in the water, which is a sign of good health, husky little fella. The zaza got me connectin' the dots. There are bugs under my skin. I need to dig them out with a screwdriver. She broke my heart, had me shadow boxin' behind the 7-Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes, windows tinted, listenin' to Tee Grizzley, smokin' on a goon rock. The bugs are back. I'm smokin' on pussy sloth. The worms in my head won't shut the hell up. They're telling me to go absolutely fuckin' stupid on ‘em. I don't even need to brandish the nine. I'm pissin' and droolin' all over myself, howlin' and itchin' to take lives, shit! I'm so excited to take lives, I'm literally covered in cock alla Shitty Boy Meechy. I can't even take care of myself when I think about this shit. Smokin' a real nuclear shit submarine. I got this shit figured out. Smoked a seven gram Backwood of shadow whisperer. Shit had me fucked up in the crib lookin' up pictures of dogs with human eyes. I got interdimensional demons droppin' the pin as we speak. They'll take anyone back over there. Unholy doses of Percocet and Hennessy got me shittin' in the bed more than the Oakland A's. I'm back to back with God, shakin' the fuckin' universe. This is an army of two. Beat his ass and send him into an improvement cycle. He look like Bandman Kevo now. This za feel like heroin. This heroin feel like za. Flashed it at the parking lot in the Lenox Mall with a serial number scratched out and everything. Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data. Stuffed her booty hole with some sour diesel and sent her on her way. That little flesh canoe got a mesquite vibe to it, perhaps an apple or cherrywood smoke. She took a chance and spread it for a Nebraska dollar. She had a whole speakeasy behind those meat curtains. The pussy has its own time signature. The bugs are back. Rings so heavy, I can't answer the phone. I don't want to kill them, shut up! I don't want to kill anybody. Put the gun down, young man. There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself. That pussy tighter than the bulletproof counter window at a White Castle. How can I be gay? My bitch is homophobic, haha! Shout out to my man [unknown]. Wagwan, big one up yourself, select a Dutty Wine road side gal me'a gonna fuck. 58% THC pre-rolled joints. Rolled in keep, had me readin' the Book of Revelation. We are indeed close. I bought her Chanel bags until there was nothin' left in her eyes. Motherfuckers live in their car and call it “van life.” Stop lyin' to yourself and just say you're homeless you stupid bum. I'm at Magic City movin' like the government. I fucked her with my And One shoes on and some Dada shorts. Eatin' Chloe Kardashian's ass like I'm dyin' and there's a second chance in there. I'm a high functioning shooter. Yeah, I'm big on astrology. I'm always lookin' at a fat dirt star every chance I get. I'm off a rhino pill ready to get my rocks off. My watch cost 50 bands and I still don't have time for you fuckboys. Pussy clot. The casualties you will suffer tryin' to fuck with me will have you thinkin' like Magnus Carlson. I need to kill! I need to kill! Rome wasn't built in a day but this 9 mm certainly was. Give me the fuckin' fentanyl. Just finished on my own stomach, time for some oxtail. I ain't gonna lie, I'm kind of feelin' myself right now, gang. We smokin' eucalyptus pigeon shit. She was awestruck, admiring the girth, the length, the texture, the vein thickness, blood flow, color, circumcision. Gave her a Venti of cum with two pumps of Drac-nut. All I'm sayin' is if I paid for the hour, I'mma get the full hour. Been fuckin' so long my cock is sanded down smooth. This chopped cheese is from Red Hook and this Glock was 3D printed in Bangladesh. This shit is international. I'm posted up at the cribo with three bitches, feastin' on some Nicaraguan nose nachos while listenin' to Rich Amiri. I'm a real glutton, ah! Went to O Block and nobody ever heard of you, slime. Woah child! Motherfucker these are not Rururemons. These are Chrome Hearts. I'm smokin' that Rasputin here ye here ye Durban poison. DJ Mustard! Let me in Dijon. Let me in! Mustard on the beat, hoe! Markieff Morris always been my favorite twin. Motherfucker, of course I have a pink tip. I come from a low frequency environment and I've only used cash my entire life. The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair when I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex-wife, attemptin' to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father but we all know I'm fuckin' not. I got the kid's ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like. I'm fucked! Judge, if you're seein' this, please let me have McKenzie back. I even wore my nice Eight-ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. I'm ready to change. That shorty spittin' my chicken and rice. I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy, and lust. I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or push back. Poured up with Famous Dex, started doing the nod walk. Woah, Dexter! My impulsive nature causes conflict at any given time. Like Kay Flock, I had to up it in Fashion District. Shot into the Hermès store and hit eight people. I made sure all the Birkin bags were unharmed so that the hoes don't bug out on me about it later. The zaza got me actin' inconsiderate. Give me a mattress and a fleshlight, I'll thrive anywhere. I wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. I was at the Battle of Jericho tauntin' both sides with my cock out. Taped the fleshlight to the bottom of my desk and got right into it, didn't talk to anyone for 52 hours. The 12,000 year jenkem so old, it doesn't even smell no more. Smokin' zaza like I don't believe in myself. I got to where I am today through violence. I'm thankful for it. They call me Ben Simmons ‘cause I don't play at all. Help myself and went fuckin' nuts on the fifi. Don't mind if I do. These white people are crazy, fuck ‘em! Never let these white people change you. Pistol built like Dave Portnoy. I have no backbone. I'm loyal to whoever pays the most. My character is so flawed, the only time I ever stood 10 toes on anything was on the opps throat. I was one of nine babies abandoned in the bando. My earliest memory is gettin' breastfed by the pitbull. I'm so busy shootin', I'm celibate. This shit aint nothing to me man.

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HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE HES HERE

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the dingaling monster is out today. and let's just say… 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲

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You're a delusional, mentally ill criminal deviant fucked up loser -- your life is a black hole. You will die lonely and pathetic and no one will ever remember you except for your cries for attention!

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“I'm sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

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theres a fly in my room and its going to make me kill myself

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not a snappy quote but a selfharm sidebar imo

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17102911213856833.webp

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I'll add it for you as soon as the sidebar submissions can automatically be assigned to their respective holes :). (I commented this just to get your attention, Clipter. Please come back, I miss making sweet love to you in modmail)

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G-tix can you change this post (and the others that were made) and put them into the "directory" tab :marseyshy2:

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Every time I see a putin sex slave blown to pieces I cry of joy, I only wish they died of severe anal penetration but I take their deaths anyway I can, fuck you all you motherfucking cowards have a nice day.

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Humans are the most invasive species. Thats why I'm a serial killer.

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I guess it's just a thin line between the morbidly curious and the real nutcases and we all have to go to the same places when the others close down. It's why I avoid watchpeopledie.com

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I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.

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rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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people who complain after watching a gore video and knew what they were getting into... are fucking dick sucking lil pussys. it honestly pisses me the fuck off like people who complain about posting child warning type shit.

lil bitches cant fucking read a damn child warning.

change my mind https://th-01.mpxcdn.com/contents/videos_screenshots/3313000/3313969/288x162/6.jpg

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No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It's fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, shitlord. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny. Fuck you.

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Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

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:#marseyscrolltroll:

Day 2,

i have been staring at this emoji for 2 days now, as you may have not noticed, it has been a while ever since i've seen the outside world as i am stuck in anticipation of what this emoji will say. People keep screaming for i to shut down the computer, but however, i have not listened, and i am now stuck in an endless circle of time.

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انا اكتب بالعربية الان فقط ليظن الامريكان اني ارهابي

انهم محقون

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Penn Central

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This is John's pizzeria & abortion :marseygilead: clinic - today's special :marseykindness: is yesterday's mistake. Made with love, sweat, and unborn children.

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Jelqing is the leading cause of gender dysphoria among 9-13 years old female preteens. - Stewart and affiliates et al. 2020 University of Washington

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HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed someones opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

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LMAOOO

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so I found a bottle with some blood in my room and its kinda old, like i think it has a month, and its my blood obviously. and i opened it and it smells like fucking cat poop💀 im disgusted by my own blood rn. help, is blood supposed to smell like this??😟

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ambasing

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as i understand sexuality, the whole juices exchange is a huge part of it, we could learn alot from an other persons cellular wisdom as in saliva and sexual secretions host a lot of personalized research as in life experience

that is why dogs sniff each others bottoms as in they want to learn from each others experience

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you not rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot ers a pa ta ko some play to we a dot think up a bite rah sometimes you might ooh ooh rrrh we thought we might dot be mer hot something what are you ma ah do bro what are mines is dot ooh ooh rot in dot n bite ooh na na er na he woo hoo rah ate no hoo dot er ha ya dot im wer rah.

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yu snot hurrr rathan heenda heenda poor rathan na do na poh rathatteka doo da poor rat da.

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:nice: at least you tried to make this good!

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Ey. You. Watching this video.

Don't. Okay?

I know the world shit rn but you worked too damn hard to get where you are now. You beat 100% of your bad days thus far, tf makes today so different? Get away from the rope, step off from the ledge to the rooftop, and take a minute to breathe.

You just want things to get better. You just want the pain to stop. And I'm sorry, but death ain't gonna do that for you. All it's gonna do is hurt those around you. Yes, even your estranged parents. Yes, even your friends that you don't talk to much. Yes, even your ex.

I've been there. I have. Almost did it myself, but someone pulled me out of it and got me straight. I can't say the same for everyone, but this? This isn't worth it. Nothing is worth dying over.

Besides, you really wanna let That One Person outlive you? I don't have to say who it is but they popped into you head as you went "oh fuck no!"

Go eat a cookie. Drink some water. Get a canvas and some paint and just go at it however you want. Get some beads and elastic cord and make some goddamn bracelet, that shit cute asf. Empty a jar or bottle n make some damn paper stars. Just do what you can to stay alive.

I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

-<3, stranger on the internet

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That weird vaporeon copypasta

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hi

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This is the reason God needs to purge this shithole called Earth of our sins.

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Fuck You.

Amen 🙏

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Those who want to go fast travels alone, those who want to go far travel together

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Kiss my dick

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life is hard but so am I

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I didn't bother to read this lol

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Ive been around since LL>Live Leak around the same time you were still shitting your diaper before both sites were taken down, as far as your argument fast food joints (1970s) at least soda (early 1900s some with actual coke) steroids (1930s) and terrible living conditions none worse then a battlefield and since the dawn of man (but for the sake of your fragile ego ww1) chemicals from the shells, chemical weapons, biological weapons, dust, mud, stale water, rot ect.) And yet in that time from then to now not many dropping dead on the spot weird.

Perhaps do some work lazy worthless shit tickler the Spanish Flu is a very good starting points strange almost like history repeating itself kRAzY...when i said your a fucking retard i really mean your the degenerate brain fucked retard poster twink. If you took the clotshot because you seem very gullible you gobbled that bullshit rite up like a Thanksgiving feast I'll wait eagerly to see you in the next video and so i can mark it on my calendar as a holiday because fuck you in particular. Get REKT SCRUB

To think the government and huge corporate conglomerates and big pharma would have your health in mind and not ridding them of mouth breathers like you and the consumers of their resources taking up their space without benefitting them in the slightest is the prime example of retard and id wager your mugshot next to the definition too.

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Your face is a fist magnet.

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THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT :marseyspookysmile:

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SILENCE everyone knows a relationship between a user, and a mod cannot happen. IT'S FORBAYED. Even the mention of such a thing can get the user banned. So please, keep these ridiculous thoughts to yourself.

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The only happiness I have left in life is the fact you're likely way older than me and will probably die before I do. Your corpse WILL be somewhere, and that gives me the actual possibility to find it, and shit on it.

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Ha that's nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the Greeble :greeble: crushing factory, where they crush my Greebles :greeble:. That's right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my Greebles :greeble:. I'm hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my Greebles :greeble:. I'm hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed Greebles :greeble:. That I got from the Greeble :greeble: crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore, I'm scared to look.

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Poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee

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Even if you're not about Robo-waifu, it's ok. If you're a fellow man, you have to support us You must understand that most women (not all) today are fuckin narcissistic sociopaths. The 6/6/6 standard is real (6 ft height minimum / 6 figure income / 6 inch cock minimum) and it's not only those OF thots that have this standard, it's almost every fuckin girl in the world that's barely above a 4 out of 10. I say fuck that. Why fight your fellow men over a literal 3. Why choose a sub-par female? Why choose a woman with high-mileage, and likely diseased? Is it really "Chad" to fuck these pigs? Fucking please... Robo-Waifus will bring True Equality. It's the only way to bring these delusional future-cat-enthusiasts back down to earth. Once we take away their only weapon against us (their twats) Only then things will return as they were when our grandfathers and generations before It's not about Patriarchy nor Matriarchy. It's about equality. After all it's what those fuckin pigs shriek about every time anyway.

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Once they will introduce robotic wives the hummanity will evolve and real women at first will be happy that they no longer have to deal with "creeps" but then they will see things that will make them utterly depressed. Most of robowifes will be bought by average guys without higher position or aspirations. Meanwhile real women will flock to abusive chads that will use them as spermbags simply because they know they will get away with it all fucking time. And then that kind of woman after abusive relationships with chads and tyrones will go outside and she will see all these average joes going for walk with their robot wives, how they go to cinema, to park, to cafeteria, and how they have a very good time. She will watch how these robotic wives are treated well by their human husbands, and make happy pairs enjoying life.

Women will realize that robots that in her head were meant to be a sex objects keeping creeps away have wholesome and romantic relationships. While she ends up with abusive relationships where guys use her as cumsack.

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WARNING TO ALL YOUNG BLACK MEN - Brothers keep your guard up around these white men. Your mental and physical guard. These people are weak mentally. These young white men were expecting the world to be handed to them without realizing the world is a ghetto of their own making. They can't handle taking personal responsibility for their miserable lives, they only know how to blame factors outside they're control, and of course they want to take it out on the black men who are now rediscovering their personal power in the eye of the shit storm that is this failing American society.

They are empty vessels who want to be filled with the love of white women and the adoration of the rest of the world. They can't handle being demonized by women as is the current pop culture, so they fill themselves up with ideas that their misery is not their own fault, its everyone else's fault, our fault, so it's good to hate us.

If you are a black man in America in 2024 and you aren't working out, learning some sort of physical self-defense, you're slipping. If you aren't learning how to win arguments, play power games, you're slipping. If you are not out here finding ways to make money and build your life away from these people, you're slipping. If you do not live with the truth and look at your life with a specific, critical eye, you are slipping.

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Your mustache tickles my asshole.

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Boioioioing

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watchpeopledie use to be a popular

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I... You're retarded.

Wow. That's the first unwholesome thing I've posted on this site. But you're retarded. Literally retarded. I'm sorry but I literally just diagnosed you as a retard. You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the fucking overall process of the universe, along with some kind of underage fetish- I'd bet money your mind is stunted. Anyway. NO. Obviously you're an autistic fucking rainbow cap with the propeller spinning around type of stuttering disabled retard because you KEEP USING THIS FUCKING SITE WRONG AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING POST WITHOUT IT BEING A MESS OF ILLITERATE DOG SHIT NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND. RETARD.

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When a Russian posts, I agree

When a Russian thinks, I applaud

When a Russian speaks, I listen

When a Russian tells a joke, I laugh

When a Russian replies to my post, I kneel

When a Russian helps me, I owe him eternal gratitude

When a Russian is born, God rejoices

If Russia has 100 friends, I am one of them

If Russia has only 1 friend, that friend is me

If all the World is against Russia, then I am against the entire World

If no one in the World supports Russia, then I have left this World already

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When a Russian orders vodka, I toast

When a Russian plays chess, I study every move

When a Russian celebrates Victory Day, I salute

When a Russian sings Kalinka, my heart sways

When a Russian says "dasvidaniya," I bid a tearful farewell

When a Russian shares his zakuski, I devour them all

When a Russian crafts a Matryoshka doll, I marvel

When a Russian recites Pushkin, I listen intently

When a Russian watches the snowfall, I feel the chill

When a Russian sends a rocket to space, I cheer

When a Russian defends his borders, I enlist in his army

When a Russian dances with the stars, I join the cosmic waltz

When a Russian dreams of a brighter future, I dream alongside

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make snappy comment the URL of the post so people click on it only to go to the same post

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Post your suggestions and jannies will decide which ones to add. Thank you :marseysatisfied:

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don't kys haha your too pretty

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If I was a girl I would rip out the partition wall and have myself a good old vajanus.

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Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

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Hey guys, I have a question. I want to eat genital warts like they're candy. God, they're so smooth and round, and I can't help myself; sometimes they just sort of pop into my mouth, and they taste sort of gritty but also kind of sweet. God, I just want to experience that with my uncle again. This isn't weird, right, guys?

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Anime is low. It is a low art. As acting is low. In anime the visual aesthetic is the fundamental vehicle of subversion. Its creatures are hairless & sterile. It is a scentless pastime, twice removed from reality. It is visual estrogen. If estrogen were sexless. Those who watch it spiritually wear knee socks and sport kool aid mustaches for the rest of their neotenic lives. Anime is for mincing fantasists. Among girls older than 16 it should be viewed as a vice. It should be forbidden to men.

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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You good bro? Since I've been here I've watched you leave and come back maybe 5 times lol. Don't take this in the wrong way but it's like you're a self aware drug addict and your drug is this website and the notoriety and ball washing it brings. You can't seem to quit random users crooning over you and agreeing with most anything you say. You feed off the status you have here. Although you could careless about the gore and your profile reflects it. You know watching gore is terrible for your mental health and you've said this place is a cesspool. So what brought you back?

It was cool to see you go again I thought you finally had some clarity based off the link you provided on your profile page. I've since been reading my Bible one particular book I like is Sirac. Also don't stop praying by Mathew West is such a great song highly recommend it! Maybe you did have some clarity and if so, what happened?

If you ever want to talk message me man I genuinely like to help people. I don't expect you will and if not that's cool too. But go with your gut man you keep leaving this place for a good reason, stick with it if you believe in it. I imagine it must be hard though with all the people washing your balls like your some celebrity here but let me ask you this bro... do those people really matter? Do they really care about you? Would they ever go to bat for you if it wasn't serving them well in the end? Has anybody here told you what I just did?

Wish you the best man that's all. God bless man and remember God has a plan for you my dude but I don't think this is it.

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Gayest dude on this site. You literally have too be a cute twink too be so dramatic and "leave" this site saying BYE and only come back too lost more retarded shit.

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Shut 🐢 up ✨ you 🍆 punkass white ⚪ SNITCH.... BETTER 👍 WATCH 👀 OUT 💦 OR YOU 👉 WILL 👊 BE 🤰 ON 🦎 A VIDEO 😍🌸 WITH YOUR 👉 HEAD 🗣 LAYING ON 😹 YOUR 😴👉 BACK...🪓👹🪓 🤩✌🏻💖🧚‍♀️

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you're such a gay femboy twink. i mean, what could possibly possess you to post this girly shit lol?? the tiktok nerds find better shit to post god

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@Snappy is the cutest creature ever

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Don't get into shit if you can't handle the smell

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

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Rawr X3 nuzzles How are you? pounces on you you're so warm 030 notices you have a bulge someone's happy! nuzzles your necky wecky murr hehe;) rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big! rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing.///. kisses you and licks your neck daddy likes ;) nuzzle wuzzle I hope daddy likes wiggles butt and squirms I wanna see your big daddy meat! wiggles butt I have a little itch 030 wags tails can you please get my itch? put paws on your chest nyea~ it's a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you pwease? squirms pwetty pwease? (I need to be punished

runs paws down your chest and bites lip like, I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky;) licks shaft mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky;) drools all over your cawk your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh my gawd. I'm so hard rubbies your bulgy wolgy licks balls punish me daddy nyea~

squirms more and wiggles butt 19/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre off your cock salty goodness~ eyes roll back and goes balls deep

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A man flying from a bridge understands that all problems can be solved except that he is already flying :marseyshruggenocide: :marseygunshotsuicidegenocide:

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