CHILD WARNING (Child Warning) Human hamburger (edgelord post) - WPD EXCLUSIVE + a piece of super edgy "mail art"

Hambuger Lady raises the cringe bar to a new level and screams 45 year old edgelord who lives in his grandma's garage and is a huge fan of Andy Warhol and owns all of Jim Morrison's self-published poetry books.


The lyrics to the "song"

By far the worst is the hamburger lady

We must heal them for the qualified technicians

Worst

Alternating nights unrelievedly

She's lying there

Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady

She's dying, she is burned from the waist up, she is burned from the waist up

On her arm

Her ear is burned, her nose is burned

Her eyelashes and her fingers are burned

She can't hold anything

And even with medical advances, there's no end in sight

For Hamburger Lady

When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind

Lady on the potty chair

Unrelievedly

She's burned from the waist down

That's what keeps her alive, the tubes

And the nice nurses

Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes

Tubes in her legs, the tubes in her arms

She's okay

Then he came out and saw one of the burn nurses

She was eating a can of chili-mac

And he flashed on the carpet, flashed on the floor

The Hamburger Lady

Stretch since she came to us

Unrelievedly

The qualified technicians

Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady

[...]

The potty chair

Qualified technicians

Keeps her alive


The "mail art" letter the song is based on.

By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right now of ‘qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up on a potty-chair to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us – that was over two weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight; from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc – lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive. I took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that is alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chili-mac at the desk, and that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it is.


some links for anyone who wants to take a deeper dive into the most retarded rabbit whole ever.

https://minxuslynxus2.wordpress.com/2013/06/08/lost-and-found-times-issues-posthumous-blaster-al-ackerman-collection-columbus-ohio-usa

https://www.lomholtmailartarchive.dk/networkers/al-ackerman

Documentary about throbbing gristle


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