CHILD WARNING (Child Warning) Human hamburger (edgelord post) - WPD EXCLUSIVE + a piece of super edgy "mail art"

Hambuger Lady raises the cringe bar to a new level and screams 45 year old edgelord who lives in his grandma's garage and is a huge fan of Andy Warhol and owns all of Jim Morrison's self-published poetry books.


The lyrics to the "song"

By far the worst is the hamburger lady

We must heal them for the qualified technicians

Worst

Alternating nights unrelievedly

She's lying there

Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady

She's dying, she is burned from the waist up, she is burned from the waist up

On her arm

Her ear is burned, her nose is burned

Her eyelashes and her fingers are burned

She can't hold anything

And even with medical advances, there's no end in sight

For Hamburger Lady

When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind

Lady on the potty chair

Unrelievedly

She's burned from the waist down

That's what keeps her alive, the tubes

And the nice nurses

Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes

Tubes in her legs, the tubes in her arms

She's okay

Then he came out and saw one of the burn nurses

She was eating a can of chili-mac

And he flashed on the carpet, flashed on the floor

The Hamburger Lady

Stretch since she came to us

Unrelievedly

The qualified technicians

Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady

[...]

The potty chair

Qualified technicians

Keeps her alive


The "mail art" letter the song is based on.

By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right now of ‘qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up on a potty-chair to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us – that was over two weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight; from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc – lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive. I took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that is alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chili-mac at the desk, and that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it is.


some links for anyone who wants to take a deeper dive into the most retarded rabbit whole ever.

https://minxuslynxus2.wordpress.com/2013/06/08/lost-and-found-times-issues-posthumous-blaster-al-ackerman-collection-columbus-ohio-usa

https://www.lomholtmailartarchive.dk/networkers/al-ackerman

Documentary about throbbing gristle


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This kinda fucked to be looking after not being on this site for almost a week

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totally but deep inside i feel like people who tolerate and still watch this shit are superior to ordinary people. lol

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Well, yeah you can see it that way, and tolerating it does desensitize you to this, but I'm not sure if that's good or not

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It's so cute that you still believe in ordinary people.

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Ok

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Your compilations are always great, but this one fucking disturbed me. Not even sure why, I think a combination of the images and the freaky assed music. I don't see a lot of stuff in WPD from the UK (probably because this country is tame as fuck compared to a lot of the rest of the world) but it creeped me to see two two images of the men that got blown away in the Rettendon Land Rover Murders, (1:32 and 2:40) that happened not too far from me in 1995. I remember finding those autopsy pics years ago when I was a lot younger...probably my first taste of seeing "real" murdered people, so that kinda spooked me.

As for the Hamburger Lady, I don't even know what to think about that at the moment. Sometimes stuff you can't see can be just as freaky.

I won't forget this one in a hurry

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you sound like an annoying retard in real life. are the backrooms creepy to u too?

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are people not allowed to be disturbed by what is meant to be disturbing anymore

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Nope. I disallow all of it. Report any violations you find to my inbox.

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No

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What a shit comment

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how is it shit? it is short and sweet, encapsulating the point I wanted to make.

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Number 4

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ok this is mean.

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I'm fucking eating a burger

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is it good?

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ya fucking while eating a burger? nice man :wink:

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Goofy ass music makes my skin crawls, this is pure organic ingredient for a perfect haunting nightmare.

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It's kind of funny how we're all just bags of flesh that can be torn open at a moment's notice.

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super silly

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That is the weird shit i love,

I love it.

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That last pic.. how tf does your skull get fully removed and turned inside out :marseywtf:

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I love throbbing gristle unconditionally, it hardly qualifies as music but that's what it's supposed to be, just horrible noises put together in no order what so ever. definitely music made for the aux cord

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At first i thought of them as somewhat of a joke, but after watching the documentary about them and listening to more of their work I have to say im starting understand their work more.... or at least understand as much as one possibly can without the use of strong hallucinogenics which i think is something needed to fully understand


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This slaps harder than my daddy's belt.

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Definitely one of the most interesting videos ive ever watched, shit was crazy

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Man this song is ass, great gore tho

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Good post

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i was beginning to watch this and i skipped the intro thinking the title was about a certain image, i heard the song and blood immediately ran cold, back in 2021 i came across the song hamburger lady and it freaked me out so badly, i walked around an abandoned building playing the song one night and it has haunted me since, all of the art work, creepy youtube videos, this has completely retraumatised me

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I love this video so much thx for making it :derpthumbsup: :derpthumbsup: :derpthumbsup: :derpthumbsup: :trollfaceball:

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Ty


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Im craving for some cheese pizza extra large.

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Such a silly post for such a silly site. Thank you, OP. :marseyagreefast:

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The hallowness of life together with death is a strange experience. Thy shoes ugly asf tried to do some poetry sorry

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hungry 4 a hamburger

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amazing collection :marseyshy:

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First pic looked like a nugget

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This made me almost throw up damnit I gave a like

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beautiful pictures but the "song" is just so bad

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Yes, it's so bad its a parody of itself. .. the band calls it art... lol


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i fell down the rabbit hole. somehow people consider this a "masterpiece" and "the most horrifying thing i've ever heard". we must mourn these people's music taste

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Yes.... i find it hilarious that some people take them seriously....


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I think the music summoned some demons 🥲

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Reminds me of the pancake family lmao

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Does anyone know the story of the mangled body by the pool? A strange place for a body in that condition to be

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I believe it was a jumper from the roof of a hotel..


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Tuned into excepting to watch through the images to see "hamburger lady" but heard a banger song and discovered a top notch bad wtf

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Wow

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the penis on the sand caught me so off guard

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You are the first person to bring up the penis..... i try to always put one thing in each video that doesn't really belong and see how long it takes for someone to bring it up....


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time stamp?

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3:39

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lmao

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:marseyburger:

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Shit surprised tf outta me 😂

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yum!

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Hamburger 🍔

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I will ask, what the names of the three brothers who were killed in Land Rover ?

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Patrick Tate, Craig Rolfe, Tony Tucker

They were not brother


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Ok Thanks

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bruh moment

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Amazing background music for the front porch at night.

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love it

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bro, what's the title of this song? and what is the background of this song? Can you explain a little? Thank you

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The song is called hamburger lady and the band is Throbbing Gristle

The song is an adaptation of a letter written by Blaster AI Ackerman

Ackerman was a medic in vietnam and did work in a hospital burn unit after the war so the letter could be based on something that really happened to him, but when he wrote it he did so as an artist so its considered a work of art...


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wow amazing, you provide detailed information, thank you very much for the information you provide friend, good post, keep going🔥...

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What is the second thing??? ( °○°)

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The "mail art" is the letter the song is based on.... (i didn't even know there was such a thing as "mail art" but apparently there is and the "artist" who wrote the letter is among the best)


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I'm lucky I'm not eating a hamburger

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im a little spooked

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Music and effects give the gore more sense of uneasiness. I like it.

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ew

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:marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

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I think the lyrics are a little incorrect

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Could be a little off.. the lyrics are pulled from their 1977 record but the song you here is a live version from 2005


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THIS WAS FROM 1977??

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Lol yeah, this has been around before any of us were alive... i was surprised too considering i only stumbled across it yesterday.... they are still together and everything they have ever made is just as awful and cring as this one...lol


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it's very... experiemental for such an old band

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There is a documentary about them at the bottom of the post...


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I saw, I'll watch it :marseysalutepride:

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what am I looking at

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Meat


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Great work! Keep it up! Love your posts.

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A lot of this pictures we're 911 jumpers death body

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That was a bop 🎶

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Awful song choice tho do better

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Hell no..... i made this video to go with the "music" (i use the word 'music' loosely.. it's fuck awful music and thats the point of the post.. to showcase this horrible edgy music


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