Dude pulls up next to a cop and jumps out with an axe. - Chicago

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Officer lemme axe you a question

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Underrated comment.

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dude lacked the 0.15 brain cells to just run the cop over with his car πŸ˜‚

"hol' on, before i do dis lemme just go through my immaculate plan once again. so imma just park right next to him, awkwardly fail at parking, try again, give the cop enough time to assess the situation and recognize me as a threat and then imma tumble out of my car with my lil axe and then...uhhhhh yeah sounds good bro! i am so smart! S-M-R-T!"

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It was a suicide by cop. I doubt he had any intention of hurting the officer beyond what would have prompted lethal force.

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It really is amusing how our attacker here decided to go in with an axe of all things instead of attempting vehicular manslaughter. It would have been so much easier to both execute and get away with it. Sigh.

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Lmao

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Shot count was 6, he can't claim it was an axe-cident

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i don't believe anyone was axeing for more axe jokes, but yours was a pleasent axeption

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I see what you did there

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Straight out of a comedy movie.

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Lol dude what the fuck

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anybody else see this from donut operator first?

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yes

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Well, that was dumb.

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I like the cardinal singing in the background, that just adds to this

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He does look like Kratos (God of war) though.

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Obviously suicide by cop. Dumb fuck should have given more space and not ruined the poor kids mental health who just got pulled over for a traffic violation

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Holy shit Bob Odenkirk is a cop

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When you play too much video games thinking you can respawn in real life. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Always bring an axe to a gun fight...so we can witness your dumb ass fail lol

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suicide by cop

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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