Dude pulls up next to a cop and jumps out with an axe. - Chicago

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dude lacked the 0.15 brain cells to just run the cop over with his car πŸ˜‚

"hol' on, before i do dis lemme just go through my immaculate plan once again. so imma just park right next to him, awkwardly fail at parking, try again, give the cop enough time to assess the situation and recognize me as a threat and then imma tumble out of my car with my lil axe and then...uhhhhh yeah sounds good bro! i am so smart! S-M-R-T!"

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It was a suicide by cop. I doubt he had any intention of hurting the officer beyond what would have prompted lethal force.

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It really is amusing how our attacker here decided to go in with an axe of all things instead of attempting vehicular manslaughter. It would have been so much easier to both execute and get away with it. Sigh.

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Lmao

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