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Poor katsaps... One moment you're invading happily, minding your own business, looking for a hiding spot for a quiet masturbation session to a shirtless photo of your loved one, the Great President for Life and Afterlife, Vladimir Putin the Magnificent, peace be upon Him, the next moment you're dying in terrible pain, comparable only to what it must feel like being penetrated by the Great President's Massive Penis. Except the latter is desired and withstandable by every Russian. Rest in peace, katsaps, you died for the everlasting glory of the Fabulousest Leader of the Nation, the Strong and Handsome President Putin, peace be upon Him, and the glory of His Exceptional Penis, peace be upon It.

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