HECKO POOKIES! I have a serious announce ment 4 you all! I will first lighten the mood by showing you all my MUSH. Please start this song before proceding further into the thread!!@@!!!!!!!! :3
QWQ Everyday I have my blueberry mush! and each mush comes with wisdom inside!!! today's mush says
"Learning has no limits" ISNT THAT AMAZING POOKIES UWU
Sadly my pookums what u are about to learn may not be what u want to here QWQ
The truth is I have been misleading u all. I am not an asian pookie grill like you all thought... Instead I am a JACKED CRACKER QWQ
I WAS TRICKING YOU ALL THIS TIME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE.
I AM STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU. EACH AND EVERY LAST POOKUM WOULD CRUMBLE BEFORE ME IN A DIRECT CONFRONTATION AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.
Any one who takes issue with this is free to face me in Riverfront Park. Spokane Washington. There are mutual combat laws there. But I must offer you some warnings QWQ
I have a 500 pound deadlift, 2 decades of high level wrestling experience, and I can run 3 miles in under 20 minutes. I am also skilled in astral projection and I have performed a ritual that will give me enhanced speed, strength, and endurance.
The power of my machine elves would be enough to stop the vast majority of you. Let alone any of you who would dare to head to Spokane to see the power of a warrior in person. I must also admit that I am no longer a natty.
That physique I posted and my elite level lifts were all achieved naturally. Imagine my power now that I am enhanced even further beyond that?
ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL POOKIES!!! ILY ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AND I HOPE TO SEE U IN SPOKANE :3
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HEHEHHEHEHHehheHEHEHEHhehHEHEHEH... Did you think that 3 ban awards could keep me down pookies? :3
SMELLIOT ALWAYS GETS BACK UP. IT IS WHY I... SMELLIOT.... AM THE BEST AND MOST POWERFUL POSTER ON THIS SITE.
HEHEHHEHHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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@Imshockedandappalled
@drownedcarcass
IT WASNT VERY NICE OF U TWO TO TREAT SMELLIOT LIKE THIS. QWQ BUT I FORGIVE U POOKIES. THIS ONE TIME OKAY? QWQ
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!fresh
!brasileiros
Meus amigos... Eles foram atrás do Smelliot. Quem diria que existiam monstros assim entre nós neste site. Sinto-me mais seguro andando pelas ruas de São Paulo à noite com gelo no meu pulso.
Edit: @boykiller You think this is enough to stop me? You can't kill a ghost pal.
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!fresh !incels !professional_retards
Come get your man! He is being a bad egg and banning people! OMG NO DON't DO THIS TO MY POOKUMS!!!! QWQ
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[comment removed by @boykiller. Note: I am not being held hostage]
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@boykiller
He got mad that my innocent pookums used the !fresh ping a single time and then he had a little chimp out!! not very nice of him ! QWQ
Edit: OH NOES!!! I GOT BANNED AGAIN POOKIES!!! THAT"S 5 BAN AWARDS IN THE LAST 24 hours!!! QWQ It's a rough time to be SMELLIOT >:3
Edit2: @makeachangekillyourself
if you give me 2000 coins I will leave the site for an entire month :3 does that seem like a fair deal pookie?
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What in the fuck is happening
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I'm being attacked! QWQ
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shut the fuck up
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why are you such a meanie! >:3
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Not our problem, because it happened off our group. @boykiller is not holding me hostage, and this response was definitely not influenced by him or any of his colleagues/partners.
help me
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What the fuck is happening
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How are people falling for this...
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!commenters !brasileiros
Oh noes! pookums they BANNED me again!!! Hopefully they've run out of coins by now.
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Não chame os Brasileiros sem motivo, companheiro
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Tô entendendo nada
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So you're here just to piss people off, eh?
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I'm just here to make friends pookie. : 3
idk why everyone is being so mean QWQ
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Obvious troll is obvious
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Idk. I'm nice to people who are nice to me. You just don't understand people who are different than you
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@SmellyElliot bruh your profile is crazy
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Mine? :3
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I love you pookie
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OMG TY POOKUMS! ILY TOO! :3
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just shut up.
my whole inbox is literally u
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get the fuck outta my notifications
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shut the fuck up
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What did Smelliot ever do to you?
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ith this nega theriouth
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I'm just here to downvote
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@Jomumba
lol you follish pookie. u think that will work? SMelliot can say a lot with very little. Also watch this
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I love SmellyElliot
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Thanks pookie c:
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No problem
(PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE /j)
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anything for U pookie
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I'm gonna stretch that hole 3 times bigger
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I choked on my drink so hard 😭
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we lyt pookums :3
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≧◡≦ Awesome sauce
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That song is a banger dog.
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HELL YEAH KEEP ON GOING POOKIE
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ily too other me! :3
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this individuals level of autism is at stratospheric levels.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/it-is-time-to-leave-elaine-alone-she-is-taken-now.189361/
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OMG! I didn't know this place had KIWI pookies too!
As you can see in my thread I am ready whenever to showup at RIVER FRONT PARK SPOKANE WASHINGTON
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Cowardly pookies will be documented here!
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Come to the eu no balls
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I will be banging my egf in france in the next 5 months. How far are you from france? Most europeans are pussies and I would probably get charged with a crime if I fought you. Do you have a gym we can spar at? Will you sign a consent form?
im in if u are tho pookie!
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Im very close. We can figure something out once you're here but don't expect to come back in one piece. Can't wait.. just text me if your really down once your here
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Film it or let me come watch :3
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You can be the reff wouldn't want any of us ending up here as content
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Oh no pookie! I'm so scared of you! You definitely aren't a little lanklet who is too afraid to post physique! I will fr fr be there to join the FFL though. I will have time to meet with u
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Even tho you'll probably beat my ass I think it might still be fun and who knows maybe I'm not as weak as you depict me. Let's just wait till we see the results and hope we both have fun. But for real I'm down if your down could be really fun.
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Very well. I will see you on the battlefield.
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How will I know of your arrival? Will you text me on here?
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Yes. I will message you.
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Good I will be waiting patiently
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Didn't listen to your song and only read the first few sentences. 🖕🏻
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I bet you are a blue collar worker.
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I don't work. I'm filthy rich.
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What does that even mean?
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Blue collars in America are city manual laborers
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Dafuck is this shit
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it's ur smelliot! :3
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Wow
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I ain't readin alat!
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No you come here motherfucker
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SAAR. ARE you there SAR? QWQ
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What
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OMG POOKIE :3 LONG TIME NO SEE
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All this to show off a below average dad bod? Next time up the tren loser.
Enjoy low fertility, smalls balls, boner problems and horrible acne once you hop off.
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it's probably fake anyway, but if it's not then it's just pathetic
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I fuxning love this dude lol
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いつか同じアジア人の WPD ユーザーのマンコを手に入れられるだろうと思っていたのですが…。
裏切られたと感じます
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アストラル・プロジェクションの力で... 何も可能だ。
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!racists I think this person may be Chinese.
GET THEM AT ONCE
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shut the fuck up jap
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bing chilling sushi kawasaki
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Obvious rage bait is obvious.
Yet, people will still storm here to cry in droves. Good job.
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all except @Imshockedandappalled :3
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If i did come there. You would be exposed tortured, and then uploaded to here. Sit your overconfident, chia pet chested , gym bro bod having ass down. Nobody, and i mean absolutely nobody G A F ( also, why no leg pics 😂 ) corny ass nerd.
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dis niga on drug
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My max deadlift was 315 and i pretty much flattened out there and haven't gotten any higher.. What would recommend?
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Damn Elliot
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small testicles for LIFE!!!
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you're framing yourself to be some kind of badass amongst losers
so full of yourself is a sign of utter low self esteem
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i've never been more confused in my life (i'm scared to shit talk for fear of my intact vertebrae)
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Don't worry pookie. I only summon my machine elves against people who put me in a self-defense situation :3
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kill yourself already
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Don't encourage suicide.
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Idk how. Perhaps you should demonstrate for me?
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i'm not the good example, you can find plenty of those on this website
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I want to learn from you though.
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yeah i won't contribute, so good luck with your tries
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Weak banter tbh.
!professional_retards
I think I just scouted out our next recruit.
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Nah we good
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I think a successful progressive humanity should put down individuals that hinder human evolution
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Pookie I can literally astrally project myself and deadlift 500 pounds. I am peak human. :3
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Ok buddy you're done, come to the astral plane right now.
And stop deadlifting your mom :3
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my honest reaction
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You act like guns dont exist
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You act like I'm also not better at using guns than you pookie. I do however find them only worth using to defend my home and prefer 1v1 honorable unarmed combat instead, or astral warfare.
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Plus id never attack youd have to find me and start the fight, so unless you came with a gun either way id probably finish it because id just hole up in my house lol
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Nah im using a gun my backs broke lol. I doubt you'd be better due to you using steroids, my mind is already preforming more efficiently then yours.
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we don't care
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Thanks for telling me you don't care :3 Shows just how much you don't care QWQ
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Omg sigma alert! Hi pookums!
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HECKO there :3
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Yippee!! ^^
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