HECKO POOKIES! I have a serious announce ment 4 you all! I will first lighten the mood by showing you all my MUSH. Please start this song before proceding further into the thread!!@@!!!!!!!! :3
QWQ Everyday I have my blueberry mush! and each mush comes with wisdom inside!!! today's mush says
"Learning has no limits" ISNT THAT AMAZING POOKIES UWU
Sadly my pookums what u are about to learn may not be what u want to here QWQ
The truth is I have been misleading u all. I am not an asian pookie grill like you all thought... Instead I am a JACKED CRACKER QWQ
I WAS TRICKING YOU ALL THIS TIME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE.
I AM STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU. EACH AND EVERY LAST POOKUM WOULD CRUMBLE BEFORE ME IN A DIRECT CONFRONTATION AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.
Any one who takes issue with this is free to face me in Riverfront Park. Spokane Washington. There are mutual combat laws there. But I must offer you some warnings QWQ
I have a 500 pound deadlift, 2 decades of high level wrestling experience, and I can run 3 miles in under 20 minutes. I am also skilled in astral projection and I have performed a ritual that will give me enhanced speed, strength, and endurance.
The power of my machine elves would be enough to stop the vast majority of you. Let alone any of you who would dare to head to Spokane to see the power of a warrior in person. I must also admit that I am no longer a natty.
That physique I posted and my elite level lifts were all achieved naturally. Imagine my power now that I am enhanced even further beyond that?
ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL POOKIES!!! ILY ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AND I HOPE TO SEE U IN SPOKANE :3
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HEHEHHEHEHHehheHEHEHEHhehHEHEHEH... Did you think that 3 ban awards could keep me down pookies? :3
SMELLIOT ALWAYS GETS BACK UP. IT IS WHY I... SMELLIOT.... AM THE BEST AND MOST POWERFUL POSTER ON THIS SITE.
HEHEHHEHHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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@Imshockedandappalled
@drownedcarcass
IT WASNT VERY NICE OF U TWO TO TREAT SMELLIOT LIKE THIS. QWQ BUT I FORGIVE U POOKIES. THIS ONE TIME OKAY? QWQ
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How are people falling for this...
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!fresh
!brasileiros
Meus amigos... Eles foram atrás do Smelliot. Quem diria que existiam monstros assim entre nós neste site. Sinto-me mais seguro andando pelas ruas de São Paulo à noite com gelo no meu pulso.
Edit: @boykiller You think this is enough to stop me? You can't kill a ghost pal.
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!fresh !incels !professional_retards
Come get your man! He is being a bad egg and banning people! OMG NO DON't DO THIS TO MY POOKUMS!!!! QWQ
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[comment removed by @boykiller. Note: I am not being held hostage]
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@boykiller
He got mad that my innocent pookums used the !fresh ping a single time and then he had a little chimp out!! not very nice of him ! QWQ
Edit: OH NOES!!! I GOT BANNED AGAIN POOKIES!!! THAT"S 5 BAN AWARDS IN THE LAST 24 hours!!! QWQ It's a rough time to be SMELLIOT >:3
Edit2: @makeachangekillyourself
if you give me 2000 coins I will leave the site for an entire month :3 does that seem like a fair deal pookie?
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shut the fuck up
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why are you such a meanie! >:3
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What in the fuck is happening
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I'm being attacked! QWQ
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Not our problem, because it happened off our group. @boykiller is not holding me hostage, and this response was definitely not influenced by him or any of his colleagues/partners.
help me
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What the fuck is happening
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!commenters !brasileiros
Oh noes! pookums they BANNED me again!!! Hopefully they've run out of coins by now.
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Não chame os Brasileiros sem motivo, companheiro
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Tô entendendo nada
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So you're here just to piss people off, eh?
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I'm just here to make friends pookie. : 3
idk why everyone is being so mean QWQ
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Obvious troll is obvious
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Idk. I'm nice to people who are nice to me. You just don't understand people who are different than you
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just shut up.
my whole inbox is literally u
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@SmellyElliot bruh your profile is crazy
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Mine? :3
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I love you pookie
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OMG TY POOKUMS! ILY TOO! :3
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shut the fuck up
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What did Smelliot ever do to you?
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get the fuck outta my notifications
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ith this nega theriouth
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