Hey guize could you talk to your male friends and ask them to stop raping/killing women and children (or if it's you, pls try to get a better hobby)

That would really be a huge help. Not sure which one of you stilly billies keeps doing it but pls stop.

The number one killer for pregnant women in the US are.. their male partners.

Men, please stop being pieces of shit for five minutes. Thank you.

If this doesn't apply to you, you have no reason to be butthurt. If you get butthurt you're pretty sus.

https://www.bmj.com/company/newsroom/homicide-is-a-leading-cause-of-death-in-pregnant-women-in-the-us#:~:text=Women in the US are,experts in The BMJ today.

Sometimes people here make offensive jokes and it makes me a little uncomfortable. Could we start banning them? Thanks

Men are either straight or gay:

Straight men like women. This is a problem we will expound upon below.

Gay men are gay. They are, by definition, homosexual.

Women come in two types:

Straight, meaning they like men, and liking men is inherently gay.

Gay, which is, as with gay men, homosexual by definition.

∴ ALL sex with women is homosexual.

If a man is into women, he has to choose between fucking either a gay woman (who is gay, which makes this gay sex) or a straight woman (who likes men, and is thus gay). The man has then engaged in gay sex and is himself a homosexual.

If a man likes men, he is gay, and so engaging in homosexual intercourse is obviously gay by default regardless of his partner's sexual inclinations.

If his male partner likes it and he does not, then he is still gay as he got off on pleasuring a man. He is a homosexual.

The nearest approximation to heterosexual intercourse that is possible is between two straight men who don't like it.

gay people are okay.

It's a really embarrassing confession, but I cant even get a hold of myself when I have to keep this as a secret. It gives me this burning sensation in my heart that OH MY GOD IT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIND WHEN I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!! I cant do it anymore and I just have to confess in my solemn words. I have a huge crush on femboys…. Especially on this site!! Everytime I have to think of one there I always imagine them as a crazy psycho who can just slit my wrists and eat my heart up >w<, like GOSH please do that baby boy… I just want them to break me mentally and tear my body up physically. I bet that they are so shy and they have an amazing high pitched voice that can perfectly recreate an anime girl's voice like AHHHHHH PLEASE BE MY LITTLE SHOUTA BOY!! I also bet that if you say something flirty to them they get all red so easily and look so cute when embarrassed. I want to hug them forever, I imagine one hugging me tightly while I feel his bussy bulging from behind, I imagine one nibbling my ears and kissing me softly when spooning me in bed, I imagine one having such THICK and SMOOTH thighs so soft that you can just sink in them and touch them.. OH! Let's not forget how I imagine how they sound when ordering a frothy matcha latte with extra whipped cream, of course!! Which femboy doesn't love that! As they strike up a conversation with the barista, effortlessly charming them with their quick wit and infectious smile. AHH IT MAKES ME BLUSH SO MUCH!! Now I want to show appreciation on how their makeup is a work of art, with soft pastel-coloured hues accentuating their flawless complexion and bold eyeliner framing their charming little eyes! Even their style of fashion.. Just Imagine…. Soft pastels, playful prints, and sparkles. Their tops ranging from cozy sweaters to flowy blouses, while bottoms include skinny jeans, twirl-worthy skirts, and cheeky short shorts.. Their accessories being cute chokers and colourful bracelets, it's SUCH the perfect finishing touch to any look! They just shine bright and they always do :3. It's also so impossible to resist their personality.. I cannot even! Their cute personality shines through in EVERY interaction they go through, they always complicate you so much which always lifts others up with their genuine words of encouragement it makes me blushhhhhh!! Apart from their sweetness they have such a quirky sense of humour and such a playful soul >_<!! They have such SILLY WILLY JOKES, theyre so hilarious :333.

In conclusion to all this… Theyre the best people ever, whether they're on this site or not, THEY ALWAYS HAVE MY HEART!!

Here are some images to show MOREE!! appreciation to femboys!! >_< Never stop shining!!

#ilovefemboys #femboysarecute #kawaiifemboys (#aprilfools)

Ladies and gentlemen,

Today, I stand before you to advocate for the appointment of me, swagmanswagman as a moderator. In a world increasingly reliant on digital interaction and community engagement, the role of a moderator has never been more crucial. Allow me to elucidate why swagmanswagman is the perfect candidate for this responsibility.

First and foremost, I possess a deep-seated commitment to fostering positive and inclusive online environments. In today's digital landscape, where discord and toxicity can easily pervade, having individuals like me who prioritize civility and respect is invaluable. They understand the importance of creating spaces where everyone feels heard and valued, irrespective of their background or opinions. And this is shown throughout the community. Especially the women absolutely love me

I am extremely sexy

Furthermore, I exhibit exceptional communication skills and always win my arguments.

Effective moderation often hinges on the ability to navigate complex interactions with diplomacy and tact. Whether it's diffusing tensions between users or addressing contentious issues within the community, I have consistently demonstrated an adeptness at handling such situations with grace and efficiency.

Moreover, I am deeply knowledgeable about the community they seek to moderate. They possess a keen understanding of its norms, dynamics, and challenges. This intimate familiarity enables them to anticipate potential issues proactively and implement strategies to mitigate them, thereby ensuring a smoother and more harmonious user experience for all.

I am extremely sexy, just pointing that out again

In conclusion, appointing me as a moderator would not only be a boon to this community but also a testament to its commitment to excellence and inclusivity. The unwavering dedication, exceptional communication skills, and profound understanding of the community make me an ideal candidate for this pivotal role. I urge you to consider my candidacy seriously, for I am confident that I can be an invaluable asset to this community as a moderator. As I'm Aryan, it will also balance out the newly appointed furry mod.

Thank you. @TinderSwindler

!jannies

Look at that child with its head shot open and its tiny brain splashed across the concrete. We are the United States of the NRA. It’s just so gross.

Those people were all alive and well when they woke up. Now they’re just bloody carcasses piled on top of one another because of some amendment written in the 1700’s.

C’mon Ted Cruz, we’re waiting for you to offer your “prayers and condolences,” because those sure save lives. You dickless cunt.

There's a couple that aren't exactly furry but I still think are funny and valid.

Here are my favorite Litterbox Comics:

Here's some anti-furry memes!

Thank you for looking, hope you enjoyed! Now I think it's time for me to get back to work. Oh there's a knock at the door.. ack! Help, they're taking me away!

I was 7 when I started watching it but I didn't ‘finish' til I was like idk 10. Just curious

An American who is proud of his country

Look around you, you live in a toilet, not a conservative society

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It's true, the brits have graced us with such shows like Montey Python and comedic actors such as Mr. Bean aswell as epic tales such as King Arthur but I would dare to say, has cardboard not matched the Brits at every turn?

In terms of just raw artistic prowess; cardboard is responsible for the creation of such icons like Pokemon Cards all the while being completely honest towards it's own physical taste, where as the Brits steal anything of cultural influence whilst claiming their food doesnt taste like cardboard when indeed it does.

Cardboard has given us everything from boxes to collectables all the while the Brits basically plundered everything they had (were they the Ruskies of the early ages??).

From bland food to a bland sex life I think its safe to say the Brits are basically dirt peasants at a comical level while cardboard continues to break the mold on it's uses - providing for us everyday.

Thank you for your time,

Coca

Lately, I've really enjoyed watching gore in bed, snuggled up in blankets. The only thing that would make it better is a cuddle buddy.

How have you all been? Are you enjoying the summer sun, ice cream, and jumping in the river?

Let me know how you're doing or spending your summertime, I'd love to read! I do hope that all of you are happy and doing well.

It's late, see you all in the morning!

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