Suicide by beheading

if only more of them would do this :#marseychingchong:

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Pretty interesting Idea of suicide :marseyclapping:

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thanks Fuckablegrandpa

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If u liked it, u should try it out, right?

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What a metal way to kill yourself, the thoughts going through his head when the bar clamped him down

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The commitment was eerily beautiful

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He puts a piece of metal in the clamp before he leans in. His thoughts have been about this for quite a while.

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Im confused

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Hi confused I'm a maxi pad

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Wtf with China tracking every people , like ever slums also got surveillance

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No kidding, surveillance EVERWHERE lol

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WPD's special camera.

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That's why the U.S. has allowed Chinese government police substations INSIDE the United States to learn how to track and control people better

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google, cell phones, and fb, have entered the chat...

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Hi again liberal cute twink. Hopefully you figured out how to turn your slur replacement filter off by now

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17068093053672676.webp

Honestly if you're gonna go, i don't think it gets more metal than this.

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There was some guy that spent weeks building his own guillotine. That's more metal imo

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Can't trump the guy who jumped into molten steel

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*onto molten steel. You don't sink into lava or any molten metal- you just slowly burn on a hard red glowing ground, even with aluminum, magnesium and other relatively low density metals. Either you die from the shock (stroke), asphyxia, organ failure or brain trauma as it literally turns steamcooked into a white protein lump.

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"any molten metal" _almost_ agreed. The exceptions are lithium (0.512 g/cm^3), sodium (0.927 g/cm^3) and potassium (0.828 g/cm^3) https://periodictable.com/Properties/A/LiquidDensity.al.html Of course, given how reactive these are, a suicide jumping into one of them might explode...

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My bad. I also don't know how reactive those metals are and if they are even possible to be molten in open crucibles in normal oxygen/moisture environment (air). I think in one of the Austin Powers movies was such a scene, with a guy moaning comically long while burning slowly in a lava death trap instead of instantly dying.

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smegma is better

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Many Thanks!

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Chop suey

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don't u trust his self righteous suicide?

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Bro's intrusive thoughts won

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Props for creativity

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the intrusive thoughts won

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You may as well be a bot

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lmao why?

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The balls required... Props to him.

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efficient, though that machine is moving too slowly for my tastes

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Pretty chill way to go, all things considered. His coworkers seemed only mildly inconvenienced too

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God damn that's badass https://media.giphy.com/media/B7IRO7gDj0SOY/giphy.webp

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You can see his head fall over on the ground. I didn't see it until I made the video big. His coworkers ran off to get help. Yeah, flexseal will fix that right up.

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fucking unique

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I can't imagine being the person to find that shit,omfg that would be horrendous

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That walk of shame at the end 🤣

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I would have just called in sick

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Doubt you have such rights when working on a junkyard in China of all places. Lol

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This is true 🤣

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why is this so satisfying

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Ching chang chong the head is gone

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LMFAO

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Cool way to go. How did they get video footage of this though??

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security camera from the looks of it

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bro he didnt do suicide, he just saw some gum stuck in the machine and he tried to eat it, rookie mistake

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He wanted to back off i think

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Nah he was holding for support and that was a muscle reflex

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It was the only way to get a head in that job

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Well, that's a method I haven't seen before. Love how the other guys just walk away in the end like "Nothing we can do. Let's get something for lunch and never talk about this again."

There was a suicide in my hometown +10 years ago that actually made it into the news because the guy managed to behead himself with some selfmade chainsaw construction.

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Sure kid and I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger and tacos swim at the basketball field

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Modern day guillotine.

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Damn. Now that's something you don't see every day!

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Could've done this as work but with a cardboard press, but I wouldn't live to see the money :marseycry:

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I'm sorry boss I trip tried to catch myself with my non-dominant arm and it got chopped off oopsies I would definitely check your death and dismemberment policy first though it might not be worth it

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If the company had a policy to help finance a close family member's death, I think they would have done that with me too xd but yeah fuck that place

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Lol, what a nice maschine

https://media.giphy.com/media/SvRDkFda8jWjUanyKt/giphy.webp

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-Didnt fuck up anyone else or end their lives to do it

-Kept it mostly clean

-Didn't set up a camera to record himself

10/10 honestly, hope he found peace

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Im glad you approve of his suicide method.

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he must be of French descent

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This post would've been a lot better if op wasnt a racist, retarded cunt

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Are you mad or just attempting a really bad troll?

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Did he die?

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Nah he's fine

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Just like popping the head off a dandelion with your thumb as a kid.

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Alright Bo-Xing, today is the fucken day.

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Jordan or LeBron?

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I wonder if you can see how your head falls to the ground. And then you live for two seconds more

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Most likely tbh

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I wonder what went through his head

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a very sharp blade :guillotine:

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title confused me at first

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okie

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No head! No head ache!

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https://media.giphy.com/media/jyVsfRisuRqRa/giphy.webp

4th time it's been posted

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Rule 7 nerd...

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That Wanst a suicide. He tried to „block“ the press with the „pipe?“ in his Hand. It couldnt hold the force and he got sliced.

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Pretty sure that machine is there to slice through exactly what he put in it. Looks like he blocked the arm that holds the piece in place bc he didn't want that crushing his body before he got decapitated by the blade. If you can come up with one good reason to stick your head in there otherwise I'm all ears lol

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Did he survive?

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Bruh

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