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Suicide
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Man trying to commit suicide ends up impaled ass first by a bollard. He died on the operating table.
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Self-immolation, standing in front of trains, autodefenestration, and blowing out your brains. Whenever someone tries and succeeds in ending their own life, this is where it goes.
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Sometimes i think our medical people are actually retarded, this dude had a pole up his ass clearly doesnt want to live, AND IF YOU MANAGE TO save him he will just be a walking vegetable with a broken body wtf is the point of saving him, just put him out of his misery.
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That's how it should be tbh. But unfortunately they gotta follow the law or they get locked up.
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Lo correcto no es compaรฑero de lo legal.
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yep he was depressed, make the turn of France, very hardcore death, even for policeman and doctors
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they shouldve just killed him right on the spot to end his suffering.
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This is one of my favorite suicides.
Also: that last sentence felt weird to type.
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Sounds bad but I understand what you mean. I would say "most interesting" or "most memorable".
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There ya go. Thank you. Most memorable*
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Can u post a vid of yours later on?
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How do i post a video of myself commiting suicide, detective?
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Have your cat do it for you, or your mom?
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I doubt either of them would want to do it, otherwise I'd think about it.
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Go Pro. POV style.
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Anything's a dildo if you are brave enough, butt this was just too much
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Iโve seen dildos this size go up a womanโs ass before. The anus is an amazing thing. Remember when goatse was shocking?
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What's a goatse?
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Just the average gay manโs booty hole. Nothing special.
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This poor guy, holy shit. Someone should have put him out of his misery. I hope he wasnโt fully conscious.
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He might have passed out from the force, and maybe, just maybe God granted him a moment of reprieve after the thing went straight up his fucking shoulder.
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I believe he was. It seemed like he was talking to a police officer.
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Dunno if hot take, but I feel injuries this severe just arenโt worth the time and effort of EMTs to try to save the person. But I guess it isnโt a question of โwhy bother?โ Itโs a question of just what else are they supposed to do? I guess watching him die whilst putting in no effort to revive him isnโt an option, despite being the most realistic. I canโt believe he wasnโt pronounced dead at the scene. ^-^
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Weโre obligated to attempt life preservation almost at all cost, and even when pronounced deceased we still do compressions during transport. The real pronounced DEAD dead bodybag shit is if theyโve been gone for a long time
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Itโs not even life preservation. Itโs all about that organ money. Even though his insides are mush, some organs could be preserved and worth thousands.
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And if he was an organ donor, they could take his whole body and have medical students view it and practice an autopsy or something else on it. I remember a nurse telling me that bodies were donated to the hospital for educational purposes and that students worked on them.
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I am also surprised he survived at first. When I saw him moving his arm I was just thinking, how could he survive that? How? And it seems he was conscious and talking to a police officer. It is so wild that he lived.
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I agree but tbh the doctors arenโt that busy all the time. Maybe if everyone was taken up on other realistic surgeryโs then just leave butt plug man to be a street decoration
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Mans thought his bad luck was ending God said lemme give u one more for the road lmaoo
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Dude literally destroyed his anus.
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Along with corresponding organs where the bollard went through ๐ณ
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cant believe this french retarded bitch sissy man was laughing at him in his surgery at his final moments and how are they even allowed to film this shit
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family ask to stop spreading the vids, to mourn their son who already suffered a lot before this attempt.
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That has to set some kind of record for biggest object removed from a patient's ass.
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the big trouble is the size, but above all the speed of insertion !
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idk why but there's something comforting in that last video with the doctors having a slight giggle at what they're seeing. I don't know if comforting is the right word, but idk it's not a bad feeling that's for sure. humanizing?
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They're saying jokes in french :/
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Dark humor is a coping mechanism. We use it quite often.
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Oh God no. Dear lord Jesus, oh my fucking God, oh my God!!!! OH FUCK!!!!
This reminds me one time I was playing around when I was a kid on a railing, fell on my ass, on top on the thick, blunt end of a nut, and it was just a short fall, it was mostly just the feeling of the 2 inch nut that went right between my butt cheeks that knocked the wind out of me. This took me back.
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Mal ahi amigo los golpes en los testiculos son horribles
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Poor guy probably wished it to be quick and painless. he got nether
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What an unfortunate way to land, Jesus christ
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Is he in the Guinness book of world record for shoving the largest dildo inside of him?
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Holy fuck this is def top ten worst things Iโve ever seen
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Pffff, Internal organs, what are they good for?
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Absolutely NOTHING!!
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Does anyone know what the fuck that medieval machine was in the operating room?
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Lucas machine- it does cpr
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How did he not die from massive internal bleeding within minutes? Bloody hell.
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There was a massive metal dildo stopping the bleeding. The problem is you can't leave it there and it's also bad to remove it.
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You could say that either way..
He's fucked
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This is just phuquing awful, After This, cartel flay-and-pull-heart video and then link to ghostrider, i need a long break....
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Take a few days off. We'll still be here!
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Iโve never seen the long version in that second video where he actually moves again.
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Shouldve used more lube
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