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He zigged when he should have zagged.


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Ah, yes, let me step closer to the moving vehicle

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No hazards on is your own damn fault first of all.

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This was like watching a squirel cross the street

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He jumped towards the other car?

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Tried to make the car flinch. Car didn't flinch.

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That's exactly what it looked like. Does that usually work with cars?

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I believe so. Unless he got scared and had a knee jerk reaction. But considering he'd probably been there a while he was prob a cocky human realizing he wasn't invincible that day.

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it looks like he was trying to mitigate the damage to his body by hopping on the hood with the soft part of his body rather than bearing the brunt of the impact on, say, his pelvis and spine, if he turned sideways.

It kind of looks like it worked

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Nigga annihilated himself

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Suicide?

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3000lbs of steel & plastic moving at 55 MHP VS 175lbs Meat Bag!

I just always assume every car out there is going to hit me. I do not play games like that with large moving vehicles. In that game of chicken you are never going to win. If you have the mindset that, "Oh this car won't hit me, they are not allowed to hit me! I have the right of way!" See how that right of way works out for you in the after life.

Stay out of traffic! If you are going to be in traffic just assume every car is going to run you down. That will keep you from playing chicken with said vehicles.

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I have a friend who refuses to wait for cars when he needs to cross a road he says he is only on foot and they are in cars so they can stop and wait and still get to their destination faster than him.

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I had a friend like that too once.... RIP

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I wonder what other people's parents taught them? It is almost as if my loser parents actually did a good job.

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Zigged when you should've zagged, bro.

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Someone literally said that 4 minutes before you, you mutebottom

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It only matters that it bothers you.

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