Police Respond To Failed Shotgun Suicide :marseyfacepeel:

Geesh I don't think they can fix that

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jesus! that's a debatable definition of "survived". Should've done him a favor and let him go

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Joe kenda tells a story on homicide detective (tv show) abot responding to a repot of shots fired inside a residence. Long story short, it was a faild suicide. Dude shot himself in the face, but survived. Dude had no face, but was crawling in the blood trying to find the pistol to finish the job. Joe said he pounced on the dude to keep him from dong so. I was like "come in joe, kick that pistol over to him and look away." Id hate to survive suicide attempt. One of the reasons i dont do it.

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Holy fuck imagine being the doctor having to "fix" that, if he actually made it to one lol.

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this is the kind of ethical dilemma they should teach in med school. is it really any good to "fix" him? wouldn't it be more ethical to find a way to help end his misery? he was already trying to go out, is it really more ethical to patch him back up?

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There will be no need for "fixing", he's gonna live within the hour but not by the day.

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He actually survived. There is a whole news article on Mikhail Vladimirov.

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Not very clear but if nothing went in to his brain and the neck vessels are intact this is a survivable injury. It looks like he had the gun under his chin so it just destroyed his face.

If you are going to keep yourself safe with a shotgun you really need to put it in your mouth so it shreds the brain stem or at least damage major vessels so you bleed out. It's the same as idiots who shoot themselves with handguns in the temple, you are far more likely to lobotomize yourself then you are to keep yourself.

Looks like his eyes are intact too. If they still work imagine what it must be like to see double at an angle your ears are saying you shouldn't be seeing and your vision wobbling as your eyes bounce around.

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First person on the scene should ask him if he wants one more shot or a Doc. Seems humane to give them the choice.

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I mean I guess I wouldn't put it past him but like I mean there has to be at least a 50 50 chance here, anything can go south.

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He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

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What a moron. It is hard to fail at turning your brains into confetti with a shotgun. Now he's just got no fucking face.

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You'd think it'd be easy to get the right angle for this type of job.

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god really told him to get fucked

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Mcnutt he ain't.

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You see, the human body is quite resilient.

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Not really. Any animal would survive this. He only shot his frontal lobe off at most which isn't a guaranteed death unless you're left alone to bleed. Like @soiboi said, he aimed the gun up his chin like an idiot which led to this, I blame hollywood and other forms of entertainment since they always how people dying with the gun aimed at the chin for dramatic effect.

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If you say so, Doctor.

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fucking worst

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How the fuck is he alive

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Lol, what your dumb ass gets

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