He shidded his bed 💀💀💀

zonipple

Made me laugh so i thought i'd share

All came out with no significant injuries

hello! september 9th was my birthday (yesterday lol)

and something happened that i wasnt expecting holy shit

i have tomato plants i grow every year

well i went outside and boom. these tomatoes stems were gone.

nothing but a stick. something had ate it overnight and i was like "darnnit"

there was also a weird smell coming from it (foreshadowing lol)

i wasn't upset because i had two, this one had no tomatoes on it so i wasnt heartbroken

well the next day, i look at the one with tomatoes growing on it and theres a HUGE weird lookin green thing on it

i realized it was a plump caterpillar! it was green with white stripes on it, and had weird spikes on its back

well i looked it up, its called a tomato hornworm

its not good

heres whats happening to the worm:

these spikes are parasitic wasp cocoons

a female wasp stuck her thingy into this caterpillar and laid eggs

these larva hatched to eat the insides of the caterpillar

and eventually chew its way threw the caterpillars skin and create a lil tunnel

continue to feed on its organs as the poor thing is living

but paralyzed, unable to move, eat, exept move its head.

eventually the wasps will break free and kill the hornworm in the process

after learning this, i checked the other plant that was eaten already and

there was a dead caterpillar that was infested with parasites, except there was ANOTHERspecies of wasps, paper wasps, eating its rotten body

it was almost decapitated; it was literally held together by a piece of skin.

what should i do with the living one? end its sufferings? or let the wasps take their course? heck, the wasps dont sting/bite and are good for our environment

idk man

thank god it was paralyzed before it got to my tomatoes tho

Happy Saturday!

I always wondered if many women watch this shit?

I mean every dude loves combat footage because as boys we all played soldier with our nerf guns and played violent video games, being more predisposed to violence probably makes us more curious about watching people die.

Ladies, can you explain why you watch this horrible stuff? Just good ol’ morbid curiosity? Its hard for me to guess with you being the more loving, gentler half of the human race. Where did your curiosity originate?

Mods: do you know the male to female ratio for here?

He's probably on serious drugs or something...

(Russia)

They were probably trying to detain him until cops arrive or something. Pretty hilarious, thought I'd share it with you guys!

(Brazil)

tell me about your day so far. I'm chilling with a fancy cup of joe, hell even post your own coffee

Hey friends and foes!

I thought we could have a jolly ol' time seeing and sharing our most controversial and favorite comments on WPD!

Just copy links to your comments, and we can all laugh at you one more time!

(in your user profile, you can sort your own comments by "controversial". Each comment has a button "copy link". need more help? make sure screen plugged in.)

I'll start with some of my, please throw in some of yours, and when we're all finished, maybe we'll have some new content posted,..

All of your hate for that piece of shit Z0NIP can go right here, I will read all of your messages.

Im thinking of /h/thread, For all of your thread needs!

To guns and cheeseburgers and then to Hating the mods and Tax Evading (gambling maybe)

/h/thread fills out all of those needs and more

Just a stupid idea I had.

Inspired by @Z0NIP, and totally appropriate to this site,

post anything you want about politics. Biden, Trump, or even that old lady in the UK